Hufflepuff: Hey, did you know? When lions kill, they're sometimes accidental because they were only trying to play with it when they think something is cute.
Slytherin: Oh really?
Hufflepuff: So, when you hit Gryffindor, truthfully you're thinking that-
Slytherin: No.
Hufflepuff: Gryffindor is-
Slytherin: Not at all.
Hufflepuff: C-
Slytherin: F*** no.
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
