Ravenclaw: Hey, I'm getting coffee. Who wants what?
Gryffindor: Blonde Roast
Slytherin: Iced Americano
Hufflepuff: *in a deep voice* Something as dark as my soul...
Ravenclaw: All right. So I got Caramel Macchiato for me, Blonde Roast for Gryffindor, Iced Americano for Slytherin, and Vanilla Latte with extra whipped cream for Hufflepuff. Is that right?
Gryffindor and Slytherin: Yes.
Hufflepuff: *voice cracks* ...Yes...
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
