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Hufflepuff: *eating an apple

Gryffindor: Hey, Hufflepuff! Apple is bad for you! When you eat it, there is 99.99% that you'll die in 100 years!

Hufflepuff: *drops apple* R-really?

Ravenclaw: Stop messing with Hufflepuff.

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