Hufflepuff: *eating an apple
Gryffindor: Hey, Hufflepuff! Apple is bad for you! When you eat it, there is 99.99% that you'll die in 100 years!
Hufflepuff: *drops apple* R-really?
Ravenclaw: Stop messing with Hufflepuff.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...