Gryffindor: I'll tell you when you're older.
Hufflepuff: A bird brings them in a blanket.
Slytherin: Se- *Ravenclaw covers Slytherin's mouth
Ravenclaw: Well, daddy has a sperm cell, mommy has an egg cell when they combine, it forms a baby, mommy carries the baby in her stomach for 9 to 10 months, and then the baby is born!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
