Gryffindor: It's roomy, it's cheap, it's close to my workplace.
Slytherin: As long as it's close to my workplace.
Hufflepuff: Friendly neighbors! Cheap and convenient!
Ravenclaw: This one has fast internet access.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...