Random shit

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I was so high last night you don't even know how.
I waas just thinking of some PTA shit.


Blindy:
I'm sorry that my child bit someone. Probably you should of taught your child of not throwing sand at my childs eye.
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Blindy:
Jeff, you're right. We probably shouldn't have hypocrites. You can go now.
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Blindy:
So my child will have the same treatment as any other children. What? This is not the 1940's.
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Blindy:
Jennifer, you're just jealous that my child beat you in a race also in a test.
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Blindy:
So what if my child was a snake. He's beautiful.
Tupu: **Hisses happily**
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Blindy:
What do you mean my child can't attend school? He done nothing wrong. 
Someone: He bit a child.
Blindy: Your child spit at another child, and throw sand at my childs eye. And they're not out of school.
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Blindy:
So what happen if my child said the f word. So..? It's better then saying it to a child or a teacher.
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Dine:
Do I look like I give any fuck about this pta thingy, Blindy told me to sass y'all so I am.
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Dine: Nobody gives a fuck about your lemon cake. Anyways its sour like your child.
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Dine: I NEVER ASKED YOU. So my child tackled someone, your child aggrivated his little ass. So who's in the wrong now bitch!
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Dine: You don't know how entitled you are! You're always like, "MY FUCKING CHILD SHOULD HAVE THIS" And, "MY CHILD GOTTEN BEATEN BY A BOYYY!?! FUCK THIS SHIT" YOU SOCCER MOM.
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Blindy: First of all Karen, your lemon cake suck and everyone can agree, second of all you're complaining about a animal-human beating your daughter in a race, and third of all you're complaining about my kid not speaking english. What else?
My kid not knowing how to count or not following along the teacher. Or your lemon cakes evening tasting sour as your attitude.

Tupu: :3

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Dine: For the last time karen... NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FREAKING L E M O N C A K E!!!!
Karen: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OPINION
Dine: HEY!! Watch your fucking profanity.
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Dine: OH YOU WANNA GO. YOUR CHILD VERSUS MY CHILD!!

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  Here's some more random shit for u poor souls.

Dine's child techniques.

1. The F bomb.

It's a code where Tupu and Dine use it's where when Dine say "Use the bomb" It means Tupu to say the F word.
Example:
Fell:
Get your fucking child off of me.
Dine: Use the bomb.
Tupu: Fuck!
Fell: HUSH CHILD HUSH
Tupu: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Swap: FELL!!!

2. Guilt Trip.

It's where Dine is to lazy to take care of Tupu. And Tupu wanna play. So here to activate the technique. "Ey wanna play the guilt trip?" Which Tupu usually nods, "Ok lets go downstairs." It's better to use it on Swap then anyone else.
"Hey Swap could you take care of Tupu?" Swap usually says no and stuff about responsibility. Before he say anything Tupu will grip on his leg.
Example:
Dine: Lets play the guilt trip.
Tupu: *Nods a lot*
Dine: C'mon lets go.
Dine: Hey Swap, could u take care of Tupu?
Swap: Wha- No! You nee-
Dine:
Aww. But he's already on your leg.
Tupu: **Happily hisses**
Swap: Aww ok... Wait-
Dine: **Dashes away**

3. Go give a hug

With this technique you can grab any part of the gang, but Dine will be using Swapfell.
  It's where Dine says go give Swapfell a hug... it really means go hit him in the crouch.
Example:
Dine **Pissed**: Oi go give Swapfell a hug.
Tupu: Hiss!!
Dine: **Watches afar**
Swapfell: Aww you want a-
Tupu: **Hits in crouch**
Swapefell: **Painfully falls down as he see Dine** fuck u.
Dine: THAT WHAT YOU GET BITCHHHHH

4. Baño

It's basically where if Dine is piss enough, like Fell, she'll use her ultimate technique, she will say "Bano~" To Tupu which Tupu will nod happily, he'll stalk Fell at night and finally pounce at the perfect timing. Then piss on the couch. 
Example:

Dine: ... Go fucking bano on Fell.
Tupu: >:DDDD
Dine: **Watches**
Tupu: **Pissses on fell's couch**
Tupu: **Goes back to Dine**
Dine: *Pats Tupu hands him chocolate** you go tupu. 
Fell: THE FUCK-
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(( AWWW FUCK HOLY FUCK IM GETTING A VISUAL PICTURE AWW FUCK))

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Ok I'm done being high. 
bye owo.


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