KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Eggs

Keefe: Hey Sophie

Sophie: *rolls eyes* What?

Keefe: I found this in your kitchen *hold an egg*

Sophie: What were you doing in my kitchen?

Biana: *whispers* Stalking you

Sophie: *sighs*

Keefe: But what is it?

Dex: Is it human? '

Dex: Yeah, I give up on asking about human technology. It never comes.

Sophie: Aww, Dex, I'm sure something will come sooner or later

Keefe: Will you ANSWER ME? *smashes the egg on the floor in a fit of anger*

Sophie: What was - KEEFE! YOU JUST SMASHED  AN EGG ON MY CARPET!

Keefe: A what now?

Fitz: An eg

Sophie: No, Fitz, it's spelled with two g's

Fitz: How do you know I spelled it with one g?

Sophie: Nevermind

Tam: Wait, to it's an I-G-G?

Linh: Seems a lot like Iggy to me!

Iggy: *farts*

Everyone: Ewww...

Sophie: You smashed an EGG on my carpet!

Sophie: E-G-G, Tam!

Sophie: *wails* Oh, what am I going to doooooo...

Wylie: What's so bad about Iggy getting smashed on your carpet?

Sophie: It's an EGG!

Marella: Uh-huh. And?

Sophie: It'll never come off!

Keefe: Yeah right

Sophie: What?

Keefe: It's gone. Look!

*Everyone stares at the spot where the egg once was*

Sophie: How did that happen?

Keefe: I gave it to Fitz

Sophie: What?

Keefe: You know, to eat. I got it from your kitchen, so it must be edible.

Sophie: Not everything from a kitchen is edible. Do you eat your knives? Or forks? 

Keefe: So the egg wasn't edible?

Sophie: It... well, it could be. But no one eats it raw!

Sophie: At least, I don't

Keefe: What about the crunchy parts? I ate those. Looked good.

Sophie: You ate the shell?

Keefe: It was a shell?

Biana: Where's Fitz?

*Everyone hears vomiting sounds coming from Sophie's bathroom*

Biana: Oh *runs towards the bathroom*

Keefe: I'm going too!

Marella: Those boys are hopeless