Sophie: Don't you guys just love the new whiteboard I got?
Sophie: It comes with magnets!
Keefe: A human thing, am I right?
Sophie:
Keefe: Knew it
Dex: How does it work?
Sophie: Look. Just take it *takes magnet* and put it on the board *does as she says*
Fitz: *wide-eyed* *whispers* It's that 'magic' you mentioned when I first told you you were an elf
Sophie: *laughs* Yeah right
Sophie: No, it's just a magnet
Sophie: What?
Everyone else: *stares at her like she's crazy* JUST a MAGNET?
Sophie: Well, I mean, I grew up with twenty of those on my fridge—
Dex: —that metal frozen thing, yes, I remember—
Sophie: —so it's no biggie
Linh: No biggie! I need to go get one NOW!
Marella: Where is the nearest magnet shop?
Sophie: I suppose you can just go to Walmart for cheap ones—
Sophie: Or, no, the dollar store. It should only cost a dollar or so there. . .
Dex: From the human movies I watch, nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar
Sophie: True, true. . .
Tam: Please no
Sophie: Huh?
Tam: Linh just went to that dollar store and bought a 100-pack of magnets and a fridge. She's bringing it home now. I'm doomed.
Keefe: Oh, my. For once I'm glad I don't have a sister.
Keefe: Although I'll have Foster to deal with
Sophie: Hey, I didn't go on a magnet shopping spree
Biana: Fitz, we need a TEN fridges and a 1,000 pack of magnets
Fitz: Uhh. . . why?
Biana: I need to beat Linh!
Marella: Then I'm gonna need A HUNDRED fridges and whatever 1,000 times a hundred is, because when Sophie talked about math I fell asleep.
Sophie: 100,000, I believe
Marella: Too bad I don't have a brother to annoy
Dex: Oh no
Dex: Don't look at me
Dex: I already have three siblings!
Marella: C'mon, Dex, let's beat Biana and Fitz to the dollar store!
Marella and Dex: *lighleaps away*
Biana: Hurry, Fitz!
Fitz and Biana: *lightleaps away*
Sophie: You need to go to another place for fridges!
Sophie: Dollar stores don't sell fridges, the last time I checked.
Keefe: Foster! Get over here!
Sophie: *yelps as Keefe grabs her* What? Why?
Keefe: What's a hundred thousand times a thousand?
Sophie: Uhh, I don't know, one billion?
Keefe: Okay, then we need to buy a billion magnets and one thousand fridges before the other teams
Sophie: What other teams?
Keefe: You know, Marella and Dex, Fitz and Biana, and Tam and Linh
Sophie: One BILLION magnets, though?
Keefe: Not kidding! I live in a two-hundred story skyscraper, so there'll be enough room, let's go
Sophie and Keefe: *lightleaps away*
Wylie: Umm. . . what about me?
Keefe: *lightleaps back for a second*
Keefe: Try to get 1,000,000,000,000 magnets and 10,000 fridges before the rest of us!
Keefe: I'm going now, 'cause Foster's gonna drop all our magnets down a 'sewer' or something if I don't catch them in time
Wylie: Um. . . hard pass
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FanfictionThe Keeper crew will now react to really random things-like pencils.