Hi! I'm sorry for not updating as often as usual, but I'm actually kind of really busy at the moment and will be for the rest of the week at least. There will be a short update here, but I'm not sure when the next one will be up. Well, thank you all for reading this, and especially since I noticed a few days ago that this story was #1 in keeperofthelostcities! That was a really big and really nice surprise! Anyways, I hope you enjoy and I will try as often as possible to update in the next few weeks.
Sophie: There. A perfect card.
Keefe: What's that thing on the envelope?
Sophie: A sticker. I hope Edaline likes fake plastic jewels. It was all I could find.
Fitz: Why don't you use a real one?
Sophie: They don't stick on paper
Biana: Hmm . . .
Dex: So you got some fake one?
Sophie: I'm sure it's fine
Linh: Well, I guess it's an okay alternative
Tam: It's a bit sparkly
To: FINALLY someone who understands what I'm going though! This is a nightmare.
Tam: I meant that thing Keefe is holding
Keefe: *holding a life-size statue of himself made of sapphires* Want a piece?
Sophie: *gawks*
Wylie: I want some
Keefe: Sorry, an offer for Foster only. So?
Sophie: Uhh . . .
Dex: Too elvin for you?
Sophie: No, just wondring where I'll find some tape
Keefe: Here, take a fingernail—
Sophie: Ew, no
Keefe: —from my statue, not me—
Sophie: Here, I'll take this *plucks a piece if Keefe's sapphire-hair
Keefe: *screams in agony*
Tam: What now?
Keefe: Foster! You just ruined The Hair #2!
Sophie: No I didn't
Keefe: *screaming at the tip of his lungs* BUT YOU RIPPED A PIECE OFF!
Sophie: No I didn't
Keefe: YES YOU DID
Marella: Uh, no, that was her sticker
Keefe: Sticker?
Sophie: I tricked you!
Keefe: Can I see the stickers?
Sophie: *hands over the package of fake jewels*
Keefe: Everyone turn around
Everyone else: *turns around*
Keefe: Okay, look! I'm setting a new trend!
Keefe: *has covers his face in fake sticker jewels*
Sophie: Seriously?
Keefe: What? It's fashionable
Sophie: No, first, sticking stickers on someone's face is something a five year old does
Keefe: Says who?
Sophie: Says me
Biana: And also, those don't come off
Biana: *makes a point by pointing at the package*
Fitz: *snorts* Very fashionable indeed
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KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]
FanfictionThe Keeper crew will now react to really random things-like pencils.