KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Piggy Banks

Sophie: Fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four, fifty-five! Fifty-five dollars! 

Keefe: Hmm? Who even counts their money?

Fitz: We have our green cubes.

Biana: What's the pig for?

Keefe: PIG?

Sophie: PIGgy bank

Keefe: A what now?

Linh: Aw, man, I threw out that dictionary

Tam: Thank goodness

Linh: But . . . but . . .

Linh: *eyes fill with tears*

Tam: *sighs* What now?

Linh: I can't find out the definition for Pig Banks!

Wylie: Uh, I think it was a piggy bank

Linh: Fine. Then I can't find out the definition for Piglet Banks!

Marella: She doens't get it

Dex: Sooo . . . not technology?

Sophie: Sorry, no.

Dex: Aw, man

Biana: But then why's there a slot in the pig's back?

Linh: A WHAT

Biana: Like some rectangular hole

Sophie: It's the slot—

Linh: Someone call Elwin! The pig's DYING!

Sophie: Linh, wait—

Linh: *dials Elwin on her Imparter* WE'VE GOT A DYING PIG!

Tam: Hey, Linh—

Fitz: Uh, she's panicking, don't think she can hear you

Linh: *snatches piggy bank* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you adorable piggy don't die wait why are you making clanging noises?

Sophie: It's the money

Linh: What money?

Sophie: You know, that yo uput in piggy banks

Tam: Wait, you put money in it?

Sophie: I thought you knew

Tam: I thought it was just a pig made of plastic

Linh: What? It's not real?

Biana: No, Sophie said it hold money

Sophie: Coins, mostly

Fitz: So it's technically not dying, Linh

Linh: Oh

Linh and Keefe: Oops

Marella: I understand Linh's 'oops' but Keefe?

Keefe: Then this was all for nothing

Sophie: What was all or nothing?

Dex: *gags*

Wylie: Wait, what— *vomits on the ground*

Keefe: Sorry for the stink, Foster

Sophie: From wha—WHAT IS THAT KEEFE?

Fitz: Oh my—

Biana: *faints*

Linh: *all but screams*

Tam: Wow. What drama.

Sophie: WHY IS THERE A PIG WITH A RECTANGULAR HOLE IN ITS BACK IN MY ROOM, AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THE KNIFE?

Keefe: I was TRYING to make a piggy bank, but I guess I got the wrong idea

Sophie: OF COURSE! DIDN'T YOU HEAR US SAY THEY'RE MADE OF PLASTIC? NOT REAL PIGS? WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?

Keefe: Uhh, outside?

Grady: WHERE DID THE PIG GO?

Keefe: Um, oops?