KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Onions

Sophie: Let's cook

Keefe: Okay

Keefe: I can't cook

Sophie: Seriously?

Keefe: No kidding

Sophie: Okay. Too bad. You can cut the onions then. You should know how to cut, at least.

Keefe: Of course.

Keefe: What are onions

Sophie: *open mouth*

Fitz: It's a human thing, yes?

Linh: Seems like it

Sophie: Well. Anyways. 

Sophie: *begins cooking*

Keefe: I call onions!

Sophie: Uhh, you might want some goggles

Keefe: Whats?

Sophie: Never mind

Sophie: Good luck

Sophie: *moves to the other side of the kitchen*

Keefe: HA! THE MIGHTY KEEFESTER DOESN'T NEED IT!

Tam: Oh, my poor ears

Sophie: Whatever you say

*ten minutes and half an onion later*

Keefe: STOP LAUGHING

Keefe: SERIOUSLY

Fitz: You're never serious *laughs*

Keefe: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Tam: *snorts* Yeah right

Sophie: I told you to get goggles

Keefe: What even are googles?

Sophie: Not googles. Goggles.

Fitz: Isn't Google some human thing too

Marella: Wow, we're so humanly educated now

Wylie: I know! Three human things in a day. A new record.

Tam: Keefe's still at it

Keefe: *cuts another quarter of an onion while tears come to his eyes*

Keefe: THIS ONION IS ASSAULTING ME

Sophie: Ah, you finally figured it out

Keefe: I'M THROWING YOU OUT, YOU DISGRACEFUL THING

Tam: No thanks. I need it

Dex: Oooh, yes, I see a new pranking elixir coming into the making

Tam: Give me some when you figure it out

Dex: Sure

Keefe: NO! I AM WIPING THESE ONIONS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Sophie: I'd like to see you try

Keefe: Why? There's only six here

Sophie: And just about some other million in the Forbidden Cities

Keefe: 

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Keefe: Oh