KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Malls

Sophie: Oh no, I ran out of toothpaste!

Tam: What even is that

Sophie: Well, I better go to the mall and—

Sophie: Wait

Sophie: There are no malls here

Sophie: *sarcastically*  Great

Keefe: That's our girl!

Tam: What is toothpaste

Sophie :I can't believe elves don't use it

Sophie: You use it to brush your teeth

Dex: Mass?

Marella: yes, mall

Marella: Wait

Marella: What's a mall

Linh: Why can you get toothpaste there?

Dex: Is it a toothpaste shop?

Sophie: . . .

Sophie: I'm not sure that's a thing

Dex: Oh

Sophie: But you can find it there

Sophie: Normally

Sophie: At a Walmart or something maybe

Fitz: Walmart again?

Sophie: I used to go there all the time!

Wylie: So . . . you need to go to this mall

Wylie: For that ugly and very disguisting thing in the Oreos?

Sophie: AMy put them in the Oreos

Sophie: Which reminds me, I need to yell at her

Sophie: But anyways, it's not supposed to be there

Sophie: Next time I'll get REAL Oreos

Keefe: I wanna see a human wall

Keefe: Let's go!

Sophie: MALL

Keefe: That's what I said

Sophie: I know that "W" and "M" in the English language look the same when flipped upside down, but they're NOT

Keefe: What's "W" and "M"?

Sophie: Never mind

Keefe: So, where's the wall?

Sophie: Mall

*at the "wall" (mall)*

Keefe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Dex: What's that half-eaten apple over there?

Sophie: It's a brand

Sophie: Apple

Dex: Huh

Sophie: *wiggles eyebrows at Dex* Technooooooooooooologyyyyyyyyyyy

Dex: *eyes widens* *runs into the Apple store faster than you can say "hi"*

Linh: Look! A PET SHOP

Tam: Oh dear

Linh: OOOOH I WANT A CAT TAM

Linh: NO, A KITTEN!

Linh: TO PLAY WITH PRINCESS PURRYFINS

Linh: *drags Tam into the pet shop*

Tam: NOOOO someone help meeeeeeeeeeeee

Wylie: Is that . . . human music?

Sophie: Yeah, just playing through the speakers over there

Wylie: *covers ears* No offense, but ew

Sophie: I guess you could find some manager or someone and get them to change—

Wylie: *leaves*

*five minutes later*

*Elvin music is playing through the speakers*

Several humans nearby: What is that, a new song?

Marella: Is that a stove

Sophie: That's an appliance store

Sophie: I don't think it works right now

Marella: Hmm . . .

Marella: Well, I'll go see what I can do

Sophie: Wait, you can't—

Biana: Ooh, makeup

Biana: *prepares to go into a shop*

Biana: *recoils*

Fitz: What's wrong?

Biana: I remembered the Vaseline

Fitz: *takes a Vaseline from the shelf*

Biana: *runs away screaming, with Fitz chasing her*

Keefe :That leaves you an me, Foster. What do you want to do?

Human in the speaker: WILL SOMEONE TURN OFF THAT INFERNAL MUSIC?

Human from shop Fitz technically stole the Baseline from: ROBBERY! GET THAT SYSPICIOUS BOY WITH THE TOO-PREETTY EYES!

Old human woman who almost got a stroke when Marella touched fire: THERE'S AN ALIEN HERE!

Shopkeeper of the pet store: HEY! NO FEEDING THE CATS!

Apple store manager: EXCUSE ME, BOY, ARE YOU TRYING TO HACK INTO OUT IPHONES?

Sophie: *groans* I want to get us out of this heap of trouble

Keefe: *accidentally smashes a pot of flowers on the ground*

Human manager guy: HEY! YOU THERE WITH THE FLOWERS!

Keefe: Oops

Sophie: 

Sophie: *groans* I forgot about my toothpaste