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Ritz Crackers

Sophie: Oooh, I remember these

Keefe: Human things again

Keefe: *sighs*

Keefe: Wait

Keefe: IS THAT HUMAN COOKIES

Keefe: Ah, wait, human biscuits

Sophie: For the LAST TIME, I didn't grow up in England!

Keefe: Am I supposed to know where that is

Sophie: No, I suppose not

Sophie: You wouldn't even be able to tell where the Atlantic Ocean is!

Keefe: Thanks a lot

Keefe: Where it it?

Tam: Hah, your topography needs fixing

Sophie: It's geography

Biana: Everyone's human knowledge needs fixing

Linh: These are so salty

Linh: Like you, Tam

Tam: Excuse me?

Marella: Ugh, but they're so plain

Keefe: All human biscuits are like that

Sophie: COOKIES

Sophie: Actually, these are crackers I think

Fitz: Great, another human cookie-cracker-biscuit thing

Sophie: Hey, you know what?

Everyone else: What

Sophie: Ritz crackers rhyme with—

Biana: *gasps* FITZ VACKER

Wylie: Wow

Marella: I love it

Marella: Fitz Vacker the Ritz Cracker

Keefe: We should make that a slogan!

Marella: Yeah!

Marella and Keefe: FITZ VACKER THE RITZ CRACKER!

Dex: No, no, no

Dex: You got it all wrong

Dex: You pronounce Vacker as Vayck-er

Dex: I'm pretty sure 'cracker' is pronounced crack-er

Marella and Keefe: WHO CARES? THE SLOGAN IS AWESOME!

Fitz: I hate my life