KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Santa's elves

Keefe: Foster, I need more of those elf cookies

Sophie: Sorry, I already robbed Amy's stash

Keefe: So?

Sophie: There are no more

Tam: There are elf cookies?

Keefe: Ooh, yes. You have to see them!

Fitz: Elf cookies. Really?

Sophie: They don't look like us, of course

Linh: There are other elves?

Fitz: You should have asked Sophie that when I brought her here

Fitz: She said they made cookies

Keefe: *gasps* You didn't tell me that!

Sophie: *shrugs* Oh well

Keefe: Oh well? OH WELL? YOU KNEW THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

Sophie: They just make cookies

Sophie: And make presents

Sophie: And work for Santa

Keefe: WHO'S SANTA?

Marella: Isn't he some pudgy guy with a white beard who thinks children like him?

Sophie: I suppose that's an accurate definition

Biana: Oh, that guy who wears red all the time?

Sophie: The guy who dives down chimneys, yes

Wylie: Who would do that?

Sophie: He's basically imaginary so...

Sophie: ...no one

Wylie: I'm glad I'm not Sand

Keefe: I bet you are

Keefe: Because you would never like to be a grain of sand

Wylie: Is that not the pudgy guy's name?

Linh: I'm pretty sure it's Santa

Sophie: Good job. The human language, mastered at last.

Linh: *fake-bow*

Keefe: But... then what do these elves do while Santa is jumping off chimneys?

Sophie: First, off, he's jumping into chimneys. Not off.

Sophie: Next, didn't I already tell you three things they do?

Sophie: Oh, and also. They're imaginary.

Keefe: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Sophie: Why?

Keefe: Because I was just going to go to the South Pole and visit them!

Sophie: Actually, they live in the North Pole

Keefe: See, that's why you need to give me more information!

Tam: *whispers to Sophie* Just let him go

Sophie: Okay. They live at the tip of the North Pole—

Keefe: *lightleaps away*

*some five hours later*

Keefe: *shivers* Where?