KOTLC reacts [COMPLETE]

Reaction: Ice cream sandwiches

Sophie: Ahh. . . I had forgotten how yummy ice cream sandwiches taste

Keefe: Ice cream. . . sandwich?

Tam: Ugh, even though I hate to admit it. . . what kind of combination of food is that?

Biana: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Linh: I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Sophie: Wonderful!

Tam and Keefe: THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT

Sophie: You're even talking in sync!

Wylie: I never thought I'd see this day

Marella: As amusing as this is. . . Sophie, you ruined your tunic

Sophie: *looks at her tunic* Oh, well, the ice cream'll just wash out

Sophie: It's FINE, guys. 

Sophie: What?

Keefe: Okay, so, ice cream

Keefe: Already straying into unknown human territory. . . 

Keefe: Then sandwiches

Keefe: That's even worse, because I only ever heard you say that. . . well, never

Keefe: But still 

Keefe: And then you say there's a thing called an ice cream sandwich?

Sophie: It's really, simple, guys—

Sophie: Look. Here's a simple definition for you from the dictionary. *flips to a not-so-random page* It says, "ice cream: a soft frozen food made with sweetened and flavored milk fat."

Biana: FAT!?

Sophie: No, Biana, it's not like—

Biana: GET ME AWAY FROM THAT THINGGGGGGGG! *squeals while running away*

Sophie: Well. . .

Sophie: There's still the sandwich. *flips to a not-so-random page* It says, "sandwich: an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal."

Keefe: So let me get this straight

Keefe: An ice cream is a "a soft frozen food made with sweetened and flavored milk fat and an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal?"

Sophie: Well, not really—

Keefe: What a funny food

Keefe: Does it taste good?

Sophie: Actually, it's a—

Keefe: Can I try? *tries to take Sophie's ice cream sandwich*

Sophie: —it's a dessert with a sandwich's structure with two biscuits or cookie things and ice cream in teh middle, like the tomatoes in a sandwich—

Keefe: GIMME!

Sophie: —but the real definition is a frozen dessert consisting of ice cream between two biscuits, skins, or cookies.

Keefe: *triumphantly* AH HA! BEHOLD THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH THING!

Sophie: Wait, Keefe—

Keefe: *snarfs down the entire sandwich*

Sophie: Ugh, Keefe

Keefe: *mouth full* What?

Sophie: You know that—

Biana: *sees Keefe with his mouth full as she walks back into the room* *screams* KEEFE IS EATING FAT!

Sophie: Biana—

Biana: *runs away screaming*

Sophie: *sighs*

Sophie: Oh, and Keefe?

Keefe: What? 

Sophie: You know I have a fever, right?