Clio is smart but hella disgusting and weird

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Clio:Daigo!~

Daigo:What now?

Clio:Ever wonder what's your mom's breast milk made of?

Daigo:Clio........

Clio:Is made of blood!

Daigo:Jesus Chris-

Clio:Mature breast milk is perfectly designed and contains water, fat, carbohydrates, protein, vitamins and minerals, and amino acids. It also contains white blood cells, antibodies, enzymes, and other substances! Since it's also made of blood too, that means we're all vampires!!!

Cuza:*spits a canon of milk (cows milk OK) and coughs a little*

Ken:*coughs on water*

Valt:*Valt.exe has stopped working*

Valt:*has a weird/disgusted/shock reaction and slowly push his cereal far away from him on the table*

Daigo:Great! Just great, you're ruining the innocent people's mind!

Clio:Next is-

Daigo:Just shut up Clio!.......

Norman:*heards everything from the other side of the room then comes in the same room where they're are*Breast milk is made of wha-?!

Daigo:None of your goddamned business!

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