Beyblade random and some dumb news

If Valt was gay

Valt: Aah, an afternoon alone with ny favourite book! "Broadway Musical of the 1940s" *opens book*

Valt: No siblings to bother me! How could it get any better than this?

Toko: Oh, Hi Valt!!!!

Valt: ...hi Toko....

Toko: Hey Valt! You'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!

Toko: This guy was smiling at me and talking to me...

Valt: Hm, that's very interesting...

Toko: Hm, he was being real friendly. And I think he was coming on to me! I think he might thought I was gay!

Valt: Ahem, so, uh. Why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have lunch today?

Toko: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Valt....

Valt: I'm NOT getting defensive!!!!! What do I care about some gay guy you just met, okay? I am trying to read!

Toko: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Valt...

Toko: I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Valt: Well, I do not want to talk about it, Toko. This conversation is over!

Toko: Yeah, but Valt...

Valt: OVER!!!

Toko: Well, okay, but just so you know. If you were gay.

Valt: *flinch in shock as he looks at Toko in disbelief*

Toko: That'd be okay. I mean 'cause, hey. I'd like you anyway!!!!~

Valt: Ugh!

Toko: Because you see. If it were me
I would feel free to say that I was gay!!!!!~ (but I'm not gay)

Valt: Toko, please, I am trying to read!!!

Toko: *looking at Valt remembering how he always gets chased so he smirks at him*

Valt: What!?

Toko: If you were queer!~

Valt: Ah, Toko!!!

Toko: I'd still be here!~

Valt: Toko, I am trying to read this book!!!!

Toko: Year after year!~

Valt: Toko!!!!!

Toko: Because you're dear to me!~

Valt: Argh!!!

Toko: And I know that you!~

Valt: What?

Toko: Would accept me too!~

Valt: I would?

Toko: If I told you today
"Hey, guess what? I'm gay" (but I'm not gay)
I'm happy just being with you!~

Valt: High button shoes, Pal Joey!

Toko: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?

Valt: Toko, that is gross!!!

Toko: No, it's not. If you were gay!

Valt: Ugh!

Toko: I'd shout hooray!!!!~

Valt: I am not listening!!!

Toko: And here I'd stay!

Valt: La, la, la, la, la!!!!! *covering his ears*

Toko: But I wouldn't get in your way!~

Valt: Aah! *getting pissed*

Toko: You can count on me. To always be. Beside you every day. To tell you it's okay. You were just born that way. And, as they say it's in your DNA. You're gay!!!!!~

Valt: I am not gay!

Toko: If you were gay!~

Valt: Argh!!!! *throws book at Toko*

Toko: *dodge book*