Basically me protecting and helping my friend.
My friend:*saw her crush and thinks his cute* Oh my god! He's so cute!
Me:Go talk to him! C'mon
My friend:*goes to talk to him*
My friend:*acting cool and calm* Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
Her crush:Yeah
Me:*slams knife so hard that the fruit was slice in half same with the chopping board*
Her crush:*notice me* Uh! No... No.. I'm single
My friend:Do you want to go out sometime?!
Her crush:*looks at me*
Me:*holding a dolls head and warns him then punches the dolls head till it's broken*
Her crush:Yeah!
My friend:*talking where and when they should hang out*
Her crush:*notice me*
Me:*shows a picture of him mouthing "your my next target"*
My friend:Do you wanna be my boyfriend?!
Her crush:*looks at me*
Me:*has a black mamba (snake) and pull some guys then injects him with the snake as demonstration on how will he die*
Her crush:Yes...
Me:*takes out an anaconda*
Her crush:*panicking* Yes!!!!
Me:*throws the anaconda away*
My friend:Let's get marry!
Her crush:What?...No! No!.. Just get out!
My friend:I'm sorry, I know you won't agree with this *walks away*
Her crush:*wondering where I went*
Me:*appear behind him and twist his neck*
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade random and some dumb news
RandomOkay, so this is my other account as you all can see my description (telling what exactly happened and I'm not dead) So I'm going to cry right now because I have to rewrite everything!!!! Make sure to follow this account 😀
