Beyblade burst parody
Singer: Rua Kurenai
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*some awesome beats music starts*
Rua: It's time to wake up Shu.... It's time to stand up and be a man~......
*slow music beats*
Rua: Be the husband that you told him you were gonna be, forever~.........
(Dear Beloved, we are gathered here today~)
Rua: But I can't see what's wrong with you. You got a man, a hot one too. But if you keep on looking you won't end up together~
Rua: Oh, my God, is he not hot enough for you dad?
(I can't believe that you can't see~)
Rua: Those lips, hips and face!~ Body's all over the place, oh yeah~....Damn, that's my papa!~
(That's his papa~)
Rua: Mmm, damn, if that wasn't my papa......
Rua: Shu you know it's not fair. Why you looking at some other hoe? When he's got the milky tits and ocean hair!~......
Rua: Helen Keller open your eyes, you got the perfect man~......
Rua: The time inside him were the best damn nine months of my life!!!~
Rua: Is he not hot enough for you dad?~
(I can't believe that you can't see~)
Rua: Ohh, oh my God, oh my God!~...... Now I'm thinking maybe he's just too hot for someone as blind as you!~.........-
Shu: What kind of surprise is this?!?! 🔥🔥💢💢
Rua: It's just a surprise song! No hard feelings....
Shu: Why would you even sing that song like you want me to fix my relationship with your tousan or something?!?! *Hugs his fiance*💢💢💢🔥🔥🔥
Valt: Hubby...it's just a-
Shu: What do you think I am?! 💢💢
Rua: Playboy?......
Shu: I'm married by my best friend who is your tousan! Why would I toy around with someone else?! 💢💢
Valt: Hubby, it's just a surprise song! But a little convincing-
Shu: I'm shutting down the internet!!!💢💢💢
Rua/Valt: Seriously?!?!?! It's just a surprise song!!!!!! 💢💢💢
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Beyblade random and some dumb news
RandomOkay, so this is my other account as you all can see my description (telling what exactly happened and I'm not dead) So I'm going to cry right now because I have to rewrite everything!!!! Make sure to follow this account 😀
