Xander and Valt's duet

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Beyblade parody

American Dad reference

Xander: With a smack to the forehead. And a poke in the eye!~

Xander: I beat a lot of bladers in my lifetime! Oh yeah!!!~ But the truth of the matter is......

Xander: I've been hurting inside, wish I could rewind~......

Xander: Yeaaaahh, ooooh, uuuuuh!!!! When I'm breaking the finger...... Lawd, it breakin' my heart!!!~ And every christmas eve my soul is always torn apart~.........

Valt: Hey wait a second dude. I feel as bad as you. I don't want to live like this no more
I just wish I could start over new~.........

Xander: Damn, I feel just like you do *puys hand on Valt's shoulder*

Valt: Oh, I know that we've been bad!~......

Xander/Valt: *claps* But we don't want this sad no more! Sad's a drag!~.........

Valt: 'Cause I miss mom and dad~........

Xander: And I miss my baby Ren Wu!!!~......

Valt: *being the second voice*

Xander: Ren Wu, why you leave? You left me on my own!~......

Xander: All out in the cold, a dollar to my name! And dirty as baltimore! And next time that I see you, I'm going to kill you!~

Xander: *talking dramatically* Wooww, Ren Wu, I'm sorry baby. I love you.

Ren Wu: ITS FREAKING 3AM!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

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