Beyblade parody
American Dad reference
Xander: With a smack to the forehead. And a poke in the eye!~
Xander: I beat a lot of bladers in my lifetime! Oh yeah!!!~ But the truth of the matter is......
Xander: I've been hurting inside, wish I could rewind~......
Xander: Yeaaaahh, ooooh, uuuuuh!!!! When I'm breaking the finger...... Lawd, it breakin' my heart!!!~ And every christmas eve my soul is always torn apart~.........
Valt: Hey wait a second dude. I feel as bad as you. I don't want to live like this no more
I just wish I could start over new~.........Xander: Damn, I feel just like you do *puys hand on Valt's shoulder*
Valt: Oh, I know that we've been bad!~......
Xander/Valt: *claps* But we don't want this sad no more! Sad's a drag!~.........
Valt: 'Cause I miss mom and dad~........
Xander: And I miss my baby Ren Wu!!!~......
Valt: *being the second voice*
Xander: Ren Wu, why you leave? You left me on my own!~......
Xander: All out in the cold, a dollar to my name! And dirty as baltimore! And next time that I see you, I'm going to kill you!~
Xander: *talking dramatically* Wooww, Ren Wu, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
Ren Wu: ITS FREAKING 3AM!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
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RandomOkay, so this is my other account as you all can see my description (telling what exactly happened and I'm not dead) So I'm going to cry right now because I have to rewrite everything!!!! Make sure to follow this account 😀