california started a conversation with texas, new york, oregon, florida, and 45 other people.
california has changed the chat name to "cool dudes 😎"
oklahoma: what the fuck
oregon: ^
arkansas: ^^
new jersey: ^^^
massachusetts: ^^^^
california: i wanna start a band
maine: guys c'mon let her explain
maine: i texted too late, fuck no
california: so who wants to play the drums
kentucky: (so u guys gonna breeze over the fact the maine just swore 👀)
rhode island: (yes, my son is still very much an innocent babey)
maine: (i'm older than half of you)
pennsylvania: ( s h u t )
tennessee: i'll play the drums
new york: i'll play the guitar but first let me
new york changed new jersey's username to "joizzy"
joizzy changed new york's username to "pizza fucker"
joizzy: try me, benny
(benny is new jersey slang for new yorkers )
pizza fucker: beach fucker
connecticut: omfg pls stop
connecticut: this is delaware, connecticut got so overwhelmed by confusion and passed out
connecticut: i just called the ambulance
ohio: ooo you care about him 🥺😎👀🥺🇺🇸🥺👌😳🥺👌🤚💞🏳️🌈😍💘💖💗💜
connecticut: we're just friends
texas: do friends spoon while watching movies
louisiana: what
alabama: ^
south carolina: ^^
mississippi: ^^^
georgia: oop tea? 👀
vermont: yas sis
texas: yeah so I walked in on delaware and connecticut cuddling while watching titanic
minnesota: omg otp
california: maybe they can be the band couple :0
delaware: i hate you all
montana: no you don't
delaware: no i don't
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
