More dumb brain drippings! Woo!
I swear I'm actually working on something-
Enjoy!
Mumbo: "Did it hurt? When you fell?"
Grian: "From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my number."
Mumbo: "No, I mean, when you fell down the stairs. You just kinda laid there..."
Grian: ...
Iskall, from the vents: "That was such a train wreck of a conversation to watch..."
<Docm77> TURN DOWN YOUR DUMB MUSIC, I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE
<Docm77> BDUBS
<Docm77> I H A T E THAT SONG
<BdoubleO100> Haha Doc, you have to admit it's a pretty catchy song!
<Docm77> The VIRUS is pretty catchy. IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOOD!
<BdoubleO100> come here and make me turn it off.
<Docm77> I'm getting Keralis
<BdoubleO100> ITS OFF THE MUSIC IS OFF
Iskall: "Hey Mumbo, watch this!"
Mumbo: *looks over* "Yeah?"
Iskall: *runs hand through his hair like a model*
Mumbo: ...
Iskall: "That's what I thought."
Mumbo: "Erm... I didn't do anything..." *blushing*
Iskall: "Sure you didn't."
Mumbo: *blushing more*
Doc: "Sometimes, I just want to put my hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head in my hands and just stare into their eyes the violently snap their neck at a ninety-degree angle."
Ren: "...that took a really unexpected turn."
Bdubs: "So did their neck."
Xisuma: "Work? PFFFT, who does that? Stupid."
Bdubs: "Building all night sounds GREAT! No, not building... doing REDSTONE!!!"
Grian: "Pranking is such a waste of time. Why should I bother someone when I could be working on something productive... like the back of my mansion?"
Stress: "I want the world to burn in front of me."
Doc: "I want to give everyone free hugs! Free hugs are awesome!!"
Joe: "lol I thnk that grammer is bad lol xd"
Mumbo: "Redstone is confusing. And boring. And awful. Who does redstone? Stupid."
Keralis: "Get the heck out of my life. I hate you and the rest of the world."
Fans: *visible worry*
Doc: "I am 80% water, 20% goat, and 100% dangerous."
Bdubs: "That's 200%..."
Doc: "I'm twice the man you'll ever be."
Ren: "Hi!"
Iskall: "Hi!"
Ren: "Whatchya doin'?"
Iskall: "Whatchya doin'?"
Ren: "ARE YOU COPYING ME ISKALL?"
Iskall: "ARE YOU COPYING ME ISKALL?"
Ren: "I love you."
Iskall: "I love you too, Ren."
Ren: "Wait whaT-"
Grian: "Mumbo... I have something on my mind that I really need to say."
Mumbo: "Oh, you can tell me!"
Grian: "I... I like you."
Mumbo: ...
Mumbo: "Who is You? He's not on the server with us..."
Grian: ...
Alex: *stubs toe on table*
Alex: "Ow, crap, I just stubbed my toe on a table."
Hels: *draws sword* "WHICH TABLE."
Alex: "Yeesh Hels, I'm fine, calm down."
Hels: "NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HURT YOU AND THAT INCLUDES TABLES."
Ren (in a horror movie): *picks up ringing phone*
Ren: "Yo?"
Killer: "I can see you..."
Ren: ...
Killer: ...
Ren: ...
Killer: ...
Ren: "Do I look hot?"
(in a school setting)
Mumbo, after a test: "What did you get for that last question?"
Iskall: "73.79 or something like that."
Mumbo ...
Mumbo: Iskall.
Mumbo: We took an English test.
Bdubs: "Doc, describe me."
Doc: "ABCDEFGH."
Bdubs: "...uhh, what?"
Doc: "Adorable, beautiful, caring, delightful, elegant, funny, gracious, hot."
Bdubs: *blushing* "Aww, thank you! What's IJK?"
Doc: "I'm just kidding."
Okay, that's it! Hope this made ya smile!
-Storm
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