Welcome back to another dumb excuse for a chapter!
A lot of these are from an incorrect quote generator, just saying.
Enjoy!
Hels: "I hate you."
Alex: "Nah, you love me!"
Hels: "I can multitask."
Tango: "UM IMPULSE?"
Tango: "IMPULSE!"
Impulse: "No."
Tango: "But you don't even know what I want yet!!"
Impulse: "Did you blow something up?"
Tango: "Pfffft, what makes you say that?"
Tango: "Yes."
Doc: "My favorite hobby is to stare out the window on rainy days and watch small children trip and fall into puddles while their parents try in vain to comfort them and their clothes get all soggy and they start crying."
Bdubs: "...You good man...?"
Xisuma: "What are you-"
Alex, looking up alarmed from getting caught counting his collection of 1284 Shopkins with all the limited and rare editions, making a list of all the Shopkins he still needs to collect in order to complete his long-time dream of having a full Shopkins collection in order to beat that one girl from second grade: "'Suma wait, I swear I can explain-"
Grian: "Am I in trouble, then?"
Xisuma: "Have a guess."
Grian: "No?"
Xisuma:
Xisuma: "Have another guess."
Etho: "Bdubs, can you pass the salt?"
Bdubs: *throws Doc across the table*
Grian: "If you had to choose between Mumbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?"
Iskall: "That depends, how much money are we talking about?"
Mumbo: "Iskall!"
Grian: "63 cents."
Iskall: "I'll take the money."
Mumbo: "ISKALL!!!"
Grian: "Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night."
Mumbo: "You were flirting with Scar."
Grian: "So what? He's my boyfriend."
Mumbo: "You asked him if he was single."
Grian:
Mumbo: "And then you cried when he said he wasn't."
Mumbo: "You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works."
Grian, drinking toast: "Why do you say that?"
Bdubs, tending to Doc's wounds: "How would you rate your pain?"
Doc: "Internal or external?"
<Grian> What if the 'g' in 'gif' was silent?
<Mumbo Jumbo> Go to sleep.
<Grian> What gif I don't want to?
<Mumbo Jumbo> Shut up
Alex, pointing: "May I sit there?"
Hels: "That's my lap."
Alex: "That doesn't answer my question."
Alex: "Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes."
Hels: "I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD."
Alex: "'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?"
Doc: "How petty can you get?!"
Bdubs: "I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about."
That's all I have...
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-Storm
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