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Grian: *bursts into room*
Grian: "SPAGHETTI IS JUST BOILED BREAD."
Mumbo: ...
<MumboJumbo was slain MumboJumbo>
Xisuma: "I like the most innocent parts of relationships. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much you love them."
Alex: "And absolutely slaughtering them in Mario Kart."
Xisuma: "How are you feeling?"
Impulse: "Oh, fine! Except for this headache that comes and goes..."
Tango: *enters room*
Impulse: "Oh, there it is again."
Doc: "I have no fears."
Etho: "What if you woke up one day and Bdubs was taller than you?"
Doc:
Doc: "I have one fear."
Bdubs: "Doc, you never joke around!"
Doc: "Yes, I do."
Doc: "Why was six afraid of seven?"
Bdubs: *playing along* "I dunno, why?"
Doc: "Because seven was a convicted murderer for the deaths of thirty-seven people."
Bdubs: "Wait, I thought it was because seven ate nine-"
Doc: "That's the children's version."
Iskall: "Grian and Mumbo, sitting in a tree!"
Mumbo: "Iskall Eighty-Five get-away-from-me."
Iskall: "First comes looove, then comes marriage!"
Grian: "Then Iskall with spinal damage."
Bdubs: "Oh look, here are the little baby bees!"
Doc, internally: Oh my gosh look at them, they're so cute, I'm going to die, their little wings, I'm so happy I'm on this planet, I wouldn't trade this for the world, I will protect them with my life-
Doc, externally: "Neat."
Bdubs: "Doc... why are you crying?"
Doc, with tears streaming down his cheeks: "N E A T."
*Iskall has suddenly turned evil*
Iskall: *hands Grian gun*
Iskall: "Shoot either Scar or Mumbo or all of you are dead."
Grian: "I... okay, I'll do it."
Grian: *points gun at Mumbo and shoots*
Grian: "There's no bullet!"
Iskall, grinning: "I ship it."
Fans: "Don't do anything stupid, Grian."
Grian: "DoN'T dO anYthInG sTupiD GrIAn-"
Zedaph: *screams*
Tango: *screams louder*
Impulse: "Should we do something?"
Grian: "Nah, I wanna see who wins."
Tango: "Wow, I look ten times better in this hat!"
Zedaph: "Well, since zero times ten is still zero, I'd say you're right!"
Tango:
Zedaph:
Impulse: "Oooooooh, burn..."
Bdubs: "REN WHY IS DOC IN THE HOSPITAL?"
Ren: "I DON'T KNOW!"
Ren: "WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT."
Ren: "AND I SAID 'Breathe if you like me!'"
Ren: "AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE HE STARTED TURNING BLUE."
Ren: "AND THEN FELL OVER."
Ren: "Oh... wait..."
Mumbo: "Did you just fall?"
Grian: "No, I attacked the floor!"
Mumbo: "Backwards?"
Grian: "I'm freaking talented!!"
Grian: "Iskall... I need help..."
Iskall: "Yeah?"
Grian: "You can't tell anyone..."
Iskall: "I won't."
Grian: "I think I might have a crush..."
Iskall: "On who?"
Grian: "...Mumbo."
Iskall: "Well, congratulations! You're officially the last one to know!"
That's all I have haha
-Storm
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