mcshizzle: how yall feel if i just recited the bee movie script?
mcshizzle: if nobody wants me to say something
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mcshizzle: alright ahem
mcshizzle: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
Mcshizzle: yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. ooh, black and yellow! let's shake it up a little. barry! breakfast is ready! coming! hang on a second. hello? - barry?- adam? - can you believe this is happening?- I can't. i'll pick you up. looking sharp. use the stairs. your father paid good money for those.
mcshizzle: sorry. i'm excited. here's the graduate. we're very proud of you, son. a perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - you got lint on your fuzz.- ow! that's me! - wave to us! we'll be in row 118,000.- bye! barry, i told you, stop flying in the house! - hey, adam.- hey, barry. - is that fuzz gel?- a little. special day, graduation. never thought I'd make it. three days grade school, three days high school. those were awkward. three days college. i'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. you did come back different,
Mcshizzle: hi, barry.- artie, growing a mustache? looks good. - hear about frankie?- yeah. - you going to the funeral?- no, i'm not going. everybody knows, sting someone, you die. don't waste it on a squirrel. such a hothead. i guess he could have just gotten out of the way. i love incorporating an amusement park into our day.
cinnamonroll: Leo, I swear to fucking god. If you don't stop, I'm going to murder you.
mcshizzle: ok ok. just please dont cuss again
cinnamonroll: Thank you.
(read at 3:30 am)
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beautyqueen: leo, i cant believe u made hazel cussed
mcshizzle: i cant either
mcshizzle: its scary
cinnamonroll: That'll teach you for spamming the chat at three in the morning.
deathboi: thats my little sister
cinnamonroll: :3
mcshizzle: did you teach her how to cuss?
deathboi: no
mcshizzle: hmmm
mcshizzle: who did?
punk-lesbian: i did
mcshizzle: ofc u did
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a/n: i still have no idea what im doing
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Demi-gays
Fanfictionjust a gc full of gays...demi-gays ;) **note: solangelo and pipabeth are the main ships. other ships are some what mentioned, but aren't the main focus. other ships may get their own chapters if i feel like it.** **all characters belong to rick rior...
