nico is the guy who didn't like musicals

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a/n: i have no idea why i did this

seaweedbrain: the greatest stories ever told

seaweedbrain: have a hero who must be bold

seaweedbrain: they learn a sense of right and wrong

seaweedbrain: and better learn the sense through song

deathboi: huh what's this?

cinnamonroll: Musicals tell the impossible

cinnamonroll: They evoke the philosophical, yeah!

mcshizzle:  so tonight we're gonna chronicle

mcshizzle: a story so astronomical!

deathboi: what are you guys doing???

RARA: the last remaining story to tell

seaweedbrain: the guy who didn't like musicals

superman: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: i mean, what the fuck!

deathboi: yeah, what the fuck???

seaweedbrain: he's the guy who didn't like musicals

agoldfish: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: yeah, what the fuck?

deathboi: i already said that

art_mom: didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em

goatman: in the tiny town of Hatchetfield

goatman: lived an awful grinch named Paul

flowerqueen: spends his day surfing the web

flowerqueen: and not singing and dancing with us all

beautyqueen: should we kill him?

art_mom: should we kill him?

deathboi: why would we kill paul??? did he do smth???

sunshine: oh, he pines after a cute lil' barista

deathboi: oh no, will not you too😭 

sunshine: isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta, yeah?

wisegurl: but for some damn reason

wisegurl: he won't join our singing season

seaweedbrain: what an ass!

cinnamonroll: What a bitch!

art_mom: WHAT A CUCK!

seaweedbrain: the guy who didn't like musicals

cinnamonroll: Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em.

seaweedbrain:  didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em. i mean, what the fuck!

deathboi: can someone PLEASE tell me what's going on???

mcshizzle: didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em

seaweeddbrain: he's the guy who didn't like musicals, na-na-na-na-na-na-na

flowerqueen: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: na-na-na-na-na-na-na

goatman: didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em

seaweedbrain: it's the end of the world, Paul

beautyqueen: end of the world~

deathboi: yeah last year basically was the end of the world

seaweedbrain: if you don't sing

punk-lesbian: if you don't sing~

deathboi: oh gods, they got to thalia

flowerqueen: this is the bridge, Paul

flowerquenn: where we globalize everything

wisegurl: and the words will come to you

wisegurl: we swear we will teach you

superman: what it means to love 💕

agoldfish: what it means to obey, Paul!

deathboi: obey what???

seaweedbrain: the apotheosis is upon us

deathboi: apotheosis??

art_mom: yay!

deathboi: ofc you would say yay

seaweedbrain: did you hear the word?

deathboi: what's the word???

cinnamonroll: He's a-comin'

deathboi: who's coming???

seaweedbrain: Paul's a-comin'

deathboi: who the hell is paul???

beautyqueen: Paul's a-comin'?

wisegurl: the star of the show

deathboi: wait, this is a musical...

deathboi: did yall know i dont like musicals??

mcshizzle: now for his headlining entrance

sunshine: time to swoon at his leading man essence

deathboi: you better not be swooning for paul, will

goatman: his name is in the title

flowerqueen: he's destined to go viral

seaweedbrain: here he is, his name is Paul

cinnamonroll: Enter now!

...

seaweedbrain: where the fuck is he?

goatman: i have no fucking clue

deathboi: yk, im tired of being ignore

deathboi left demi-gays

sunshine: see, i told u guys he would leave

mcshizzle: he didnt even let us finish smh 🙄

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