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au=harry spends a week pranking draco with lyric from some songs.

if u know any of these song u are not innocent.

^draco in the middle of the battle of hogwarts

『Monday』

Hey
Draco...

Yes, Beloved

I'll do anything for you

I know you would darling

Sacrifice my life to be your wife

*Husband
Oh
Are you proposing me rn?
Cuz if you are.
Wouldn't it be better to say it in face to face?

I'm gonna be there for you

Ofc you will
And I will do the same to you

But...
If you break my heart

I'm not gonna do that
I don't wanna break your heart
I compete with too many guys to date you

I'll go date your father

WHAT?!?!?!?
MY FATHER?
HARRY NO
HE'S OVERLY BLEACHED
HE'S BALDING
HE'S IMPOTENT AND DOESN'T LAST LONG
TOOK HIM 5 MINUTES BEFORE NUTTING

You're gonna be my son

No
Just no

You 'gon call me your mother

no
I don't want you getting married to my father
Pls, I'm traumatized

〈tuesday〉

mess up your white tee

you like me using white tee?
i mean i know that but....
Why should it be mess up tho?
that's kinda

I do you dirty, yeah?

Do me dirty?
Like you want to have a fuck
Right now?

Wish you could fuck on me

I wish I could too...
But I can't now, Harry.

Love on me

I'll make love to you good darling just wait.
Wait until my going out ban is over
Or maybe at school?
We'll skip class and just get it on

Love on me

Definitely, after school.
Wanna do it on the hills?
We can shag there inside the car.