I promise the next one won't be so weird
I said I wouldn't do it again! But I was anxious and kind of sad and alone in my room. Never a good combo. It had been c- wait fucking BEN is reading this why am I talking about me jerking off. Let's keep this vague, ok?
Sometimes I feel like I'm objectifying these people. I mean, I definitely am. I usually only feel like that about the girls, I'm a misandrist. I was going to make a reference to the type of porn I watch but I won't because Ben is reading this and that's weird but also I don't want him to psychoanalyze me.
To everyone who doesn't know me personally, I'm sorry about this.
The next chapter will be sweet and cute and nothing like this one.
I can't be naked (bad choice of words) with this one. That's for the notes app. Sorry.
