Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

To Bumblebee:

To Bumblebee:

Hey, it's been two years... We haven't heard from you guys in a while, 'We' being Miko and Me. Jack went to college two years ago and we haven't met up since but I'm sure he misses you too! If you didn't know, it's my 17th birthday tomorrow and my parents are talking about getting a car for me! Hope you don't mind!
I was thinking of getting one that looks kinda like you but I guess it would be kinda weird...
Miko got a car a few months ago, she took me to a bowling alley in it (never again). Somehow she makes it feel like the car is transforming around us (I never really got used to it).
Wheeljack visited a few months ago and Miko was over the moon, he said he hadn't talked to you guys in a while either. We should all meet up some day, as Miko says, "Gettin' the gang back together'.
I miss you, if you receive this message please send one back! I hope Cybertron is doing well!

From,
Rafael (Raf!) Esquivel

To Bumblebee:

I just heard what happened with the mines, sorry about the losses. You didn't write me back but I'm assuming that's cuz' you're too busy.
I got a car last week! It's black and really fast! It reminds me of you in a strange way. Needless to say, it was weird being in a car and having to drive it! I miss talking together on our rides. Once again, I think we should all meet up!
On another note, Miko has gone to University (thank Primus Bulkhead got her to pick up school!) and from what I've heard she's enjoying the parties (not so much the learning).
I don't really know what else to tell you...
Oh yes! I don't know why I'm telling you this but the girl I told you about when we last spoke is in my class! I'm trying to work up the courage to speak to her like you said!

Hope you're doing good,
Rafael Esquivel

Hey Bumblebee,
I don't know wether you are ignoring these or not but you didn't answer :(
I'm 18 now and in University, it's amazing! Theres so much to study and you should see the tech they have there!
Wheeljack visited again, he said he didn't know anything about what was happening on Cybertron. I think he feels a little bit like an outcast, you should talk to him! I don't know why but apparently Bulkhead won't talk to him. Maybe it's just we can't get messages through?
If you see this send a sign!

From,
Rafael Esquivel

To Bumblebee:

It's been 5 years since I last saw you...
Are you alright?
Wheeljack stopped visiting a few months back and Miko has been feeling extra lonely.
I graduated from University last month and haven't had time to tell you about it, I'm starting work soon as a tech overviewer. I'm not going to lie it makes me feel like Soundwave! I do wonder what happened to him, do you suppose he's still alive in the shadowzone?
I don't have much time so I'll end it here.
Please respond.

From,
Rafael Esquivel

To Bumblebee:

I was right. You were ignoring these.
Why?

Raf

To Bumblebee:

It's been 10 years. I'm 25 now. I doubt you would recognise me. You probably haven't changed. I still have you saved in my phone. If you still remember me please just talk to me. Miko misses you guys just as much as I do.

Rafael Esquivel

To Bumblebee

I won't be sending any more messages. You didn't respond to any of them despite reading them. I don't understand why you are ignoring me but just know I miss you and I forgive you.
Goodbye.

Your Friend.

To Raf:

I'm sorry.
I don't know where to start.
I'm not supposed to contact you, times have been hard and we have lost so many. I'm sorry I made you think I was abandoning you.
It's too late.
You don't know how sorry I am.
If I get caught I'll be executed.
I'm sorry Raf.

From Bumblebee

To Bumblebee:

I missed you.

Raf

To Bumblebee

Bee?

Raf

To Bumblebee

I heard what happened from Wheeljack. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I got you killed.

This sucks I'm sorry