Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Random Scrap

Optimus! It's weird to think I've already been up for 15 hrs...

Ratchet: Scrap you need to take a nap

Optimus: What? No no I'm fine.

Ratchet: nap nap nap

Optimus: Ratchet-

Ratchet: NAP

Optimus: *collapses*

The others: Sometimes we wonder who had the choice to give someone superpowers and decided to give them to Ratchet.

*Lecture about the WW1 on earth*

Ultra Magnus: Now, what do you think this caused back at home?

Wheeljack: Gayness?

Ultra Magnus: No, at HOME

Wheeljack: Le-sbianess?

Ultra Magnus: NoNo- *facepalm* *gives up*
Yes, yes, Lesbians originated from World War One...

*Explaining Rations*

Shockwave: The food was so scarce they would eat fodder cake.

Miko: *nodding* Ahh my favorite food

*teaching*
*more teaching*
Vehicon: We're all gonna die
*crying*
*more crying*

Smokescreen: My book broke :(
Ratchet: I'm sorry, I'm so very, very sorry

Megatron: You're short.

Optimus: Am not! *stands on spinny chair*

The Vehicons: Fall, fall, fall, fall

Optimus: I'm not going to fa-
*falls as the chair spins*

Vehicons: *Cheering*

Wheeljack: Your entire personality is being cold. 
Like, both freezing cold and emotionally cold.

Ultra Magnus: *growl*

Wheeljack: We should freeze you in an icecube

Smokescreen: He is an icecube

Knockout: Right class, I'll change my voice when something important happens.

Knockout: In 1934 Megatron was born. He was a miner but grew up and became a gladiator, the best gladiator ever.

*imitates Starscream*

In 1978 Knockout, the most amazing bot ever, was born.

*back to normal voice*

They crossed paths and this is how I'm here.

Pink Lemonade playing in the background

Smokescreen, Wheeljack and Bumblebee: *violently doing the helm movements*

These aren't funny I'm sorry.

A lot of these came from my history class. And by a lot I mean all the ones with Ultra Magnus and Vehicons in them, just slightly changed for Transformers.