Author: Hey y'all come here!
Autobots: *come*
Author: *snaps fingers*
Decepticons: *appear*
Megatron: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Author: calm down
Optimus: I question as to why the Decepticons are here?
Author: We are going to play Truth or Dare!
Optimus: What is truth or dare?
Author: Pretty much someone can tell you to answer a question truthfully or tell you to do something that you cannot refuse to do.
Bumblebee: I still do not understand.
Author: Ok, here's an example-
Miko Truth or Dare?
Miko: Hmm, Dare!
Author: I dare you to knock on Soundwaves Visor!
Miko: *grins and runs to Soundwave*
Soundwave: *Stares at her silently*
Miko: *starts to climb Soundwave*
Soundwave: *still staring*
Miko: *Knocks on his visor*
Soundwave: * Fnaf recording* Hello?
Miko: *Screams and falls onto Bulkhead*
*One sided Arguing happens between Bulkhead and Soundwave*
Author: Anyway, let's go!
*Autobot base*
*in the control room where everyone is working*
Author: *walks up to Ratchet*
Ratchet: *ignores*
Author: Ratchet, Truth or Dare?
Ratchet: Neither, frag off
Author: *holds up knife* Truth. Or Dare.
Ratchet: *growls* Truth.
Author: Have you got a crush?
Ratchet: No
Author: Tell the Truuuth
Ratchet: NO
Author: Come onnn
Ratchet: NO I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON OPTIMUS-
Author: I never said you had one...
Ratchet: *passes out*
Author: Oh no... Ugh... Anyway Ratchet has to ask next for the Autobots.
On the Nemesis:
Author: Hiii!
Starscream: *screams like a femme* HUMAN
Author: uhh yeah, Truth or Dare?
Starscream: I don't play Earth games.
*looks at Author* Dare.
Author: I dare you to paint Megsy's back.
Starscream: *gulp*
Later
Starscream: *holding a pink paint bucket* *lifts the lid off with his claws* *dips in the paintbrush and throws it at Megatron's aft*
Megatron: *spins round and sees Starscream* STARSCREAM YOU-
Megatron: ****************** (This has been censored due to graphic scenes and horrificly bad language)
Author: oohhh ouch.
At the Autobot base:
Author: Hey Doctor Sunny?
Ratchet: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU MISERABLE ORGANIC LIFE FORM?
Author: Have you done the Truth or Dare yet?
Ratchet: Yes...
Flashback-
Ratchet: *walks up to Bumblebee*
Bumblebee: *scared he will have a wrench to the head*
Ratchet: *annoyed sigh* Truth or Dare?
Bumblebee: D-dare?
Ratchet: *thinks for a minute* I dare you to flirt with Smokescreen.
Bumblebee: *goes bright red and faints*
Ratchet: I know you like him...
It's gonna be continued, I think...
Anyway I have done an insane amount of cricket this week.
I've done it Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and I do not know anything about after that!
Now I have to go put on some cricket whites and have a hard ball thrown at me at 50 miles an hour...(T_T)
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Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~
