Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Average day for the Bots and Cons

9:00

Starscream: *Hiding from Megatron*
Megatron: *looking for Starscream*
Knockout: *Preparing med bay for Starscream*
Breakdown: *Ded*
Soundwave: *Working his Aft off*
Shockwave: *Sulking in his lab*
Vehicons: *Preparing for death*

Optimus: *Reading Datapads*
Ratchet: *Trying to die in recharge*
Ultra Magnus: *Already lecturing Wheeljack*
Wheeljack: *Being lectured*
Arcee: *Killing training dummies*
Bumblebee: *apologizing to the dummies*
Bulkhead: *Desperately trying to fix something before Ratchet wakes up*

12:00

Megatron: *Beating up Starscream*
Starscream: *Being beaten up*
Knockout: *Still preparing medbay?*
Breakdown: *Still ded*
Soundwave: *Still working his aft off*
Shockwave: *Working on something*
Vehicons: *Watching Moana*

Optimus: *Doing work stuff*
Ratchet: *Still trying to die in recharge*
Ultra Magnus: *Still lecturing Wheeljack*
Wheeljack: *Silently making a new prank plan*
Arcee: *Drinking Energon*
Bumblebee: *Telling Bulkhead a story*
Bulkhead: *Strangely interested*

3:00

Megatron: *Speech about killing Optimus*
Starscream: *forces to listen*
Knockout: *STILL preparing medbay*
Breakdown: *STILL ded*
Soundwave: *STILL working his aft off*
Shockwave: *Waiting for Megatron to finish so he can tell the warlord he blew up the entire science section of the ship*
Vehicons: *Watching Voltron*

Optimus: *doing more work*
Ratchet: *Awake but refraining from killing the kids*
Ultra Magnus: *Lecturing Wheeljack again*
Wheeljack: *making faces at Miko*
Arcee: *Doing motorcycle stuff*
Bumblebee: *Watching Raf*
Bulkhead: *Making sure Miko doesn't blow up the base*
Jack: *Being a mother*
Miko: *trying to blow up the base*
Raf: *playing with the toy car*

6:00

Megatron: *walking around The Nemesis*
Starscream: *ranting to Soundwave because Knockout is missing*
Knockout: *STILL PREPARING MEDBAY*
Breakdown: *STILL DED*
Soundwave: *Still working his aft off while having to listen to Starscream*
Shockwave: *Doing another experiment*
Vehicons: *Watching Frozen in intervals so Megsy doesn't catch them*

Optimus: *Watching the bots be killed while shielding the kids*
Ratchet: *going batsh*t crazy with his wrenches*
Ultra Magnus: *Watching Wheeljack VERY closely*
Wheeljack: *Taunting Ratchet and dodging wrenches*
Arcee: *Dodging wrenches*
Bumblebee: *dodging wrenches*
Bulkhead: *dodging wrenches*
Jack: *Hiding behind Optimus from the wrenches*
Miko: *hiding behind Optimus from the wrenches*
Raf: *hiding behind Optimus from the wrenches*

9:00

Megatron: *Watching the working Vehicons and Soundwave*
Starscream: *Crying somewhere*
Knockout: *Is revealed to have been racing all day*
Breakdown: *STILL DED!*
Soundwave: *STILL WORKING HIS AFT OFF with Megatron watching*
Shockwave: *unconscious on the floor cause his experiment exploded again*
Vehicons: *Watching Lion king*

Optimus: *Calming down Ratchet*
Ratchet: *Fuming and being calmed down*
Ultra Magnus: *lecturing Wheeljack AGAIN*
Wheeljack: *Being lectured*
Arcee: *Dropping Jack off*
Bumblebee: *In base already*
Bulkhead: *dropping Miko off*
Jack: *going into his house*
Miko: *Refusing to get out of Bulkhead*
Raf: *asleep*

12:00

Megatron: *Dragging Soundwave from his Station*
Starscream: *Probably still crying idc*
Knockout: *Buffing himself before his 'beauty sleep'*
Breakdown: *Still ded*
Soundwave: *Being dragged from his work*
Shockwave: *Deciding to enter a coma*
Vehicons: *Sleeping in preparation for death*

Optimus: *Locking everything up*
Ratchet: *refusing to go to recharge*
Ultra Magnus: *Sending Wheeljack to bed*
Wheeljack: *being forced into his berthroom*
Arcee: *inspecting knives in her berth*
Bumblebee: *recharging*
Bulkhead: *recharging*
Jack: *sleeping*
Miko: *sleeping*
Raf: *Sleeping*

Bonus:

Soundwave: *doing work in his berth room instead*
Megatron: *ripping the computer out his berth room and taking every technical device from the Sound waves room*
Soundwave: *Does work on visor instead*
Megatron: *punches Soundwave into the next dimension*
Soundwave: *knocked out*
Megatron: *leaves*
Soundwave: *does work in his dream*

Optimus: *about to go to Recharge*
Optimus: *thinks that something is missing*
Optimus: *thinks about it for hours*
Optimus: SCRAP RATCHET
Ratchet: *still refusing to recharge*

Moral of the story:
These aliens are batsh*t crazy!
They are chaotic, stupid, stubborn and Soundwave is a workaholic.