Ratchet: What is this you have found?
Ratchet:Are you going to say anything?
Ratchet: Answer me!
Ratchet: *Takes out wrench*
Ratchet: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Ratchet: What did YOU FIND!?
Ratchet: *Throws Wrench*
Wrench: *Bounces back and hits Ratchet in the faceplates* hehe
Ratchet: *Inhuman Screeching*
Miko: Ratchet has been yelling at this fake carboard cut out of Optimus for an Hour help us!
Optimus: *Watching in fear*
Ratchet: AAAAAAARRRFGHDRGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ratchet: You tell me right now before I summon my Wrench Stash...
Optimus: *Getting Extremely Nervous By Watching*
Miko: O no
Ratchet: *Summons 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Weenches*
Cardboard Optimus: *Is obliterated by thundering herd of wrenches*
Ratchet: *Vents heavily*
Miko and Optimus: *Scarred for life*
Optimus: *Turns around and walks into another cardboard cutout of himself* Wha-
Half an hour later
Jack: So it seems the bots cannot tell the difference between Cardboard and actual Optimus...
Miko: Ratchet is still attacking the first copy
Jack: So what do we do now
Miko: Do you think the Cons will be fooled?
Jack: That- That is actually a good idea! They most likely will'
Two hours later
*On the battlefield*
Team Prime: *Charges*
Team Idk: *Charges*
Megatron: Well Optimus, the time has come for me to kill you!
Megatron: *Blinks*
Megatron: Uh Optimus?
Megatron: What am I doing! I can kill you right now!!
Megatron: *Raises Blade slowly*
Megatron: Umm this is awkward...
Megatron: Are you dead? Did you die inside?
Megatron: Wait what am I saying we all are dead inside?
Megatron: Optimus? Just fight? I want to look heroic infront of my warriors
Megatron: You know what! You are broken. Where is that stupid medic? Ratchet! Your leader in broken!
Optimus: *Watching the scene from behind Megatron worridly*
Megatron: *Not knowing what to do*
Megatron: Optimus? Are you going to move? Hello?
Optimus: *Concerned for everyones optics*
Miko: *Hidden with Jack and Raf* This is so funny!
Megatron: *Taps Cardboard with his pede*
Cardboard: *Flies away*
Megatron: You know what! I need therapy!
Megatron: DECEPTICONS FALL BACK
Cons: *Fly away*
Miko and Jack: *Dying of laughter*
Miko: Best- *Wheeze* April Fools *Laughs loudly* Prank- Ever!
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Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers
Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~
