Miko: HELLO WE ARE HERE NOW
Jack: Miko calm down we come here everyday
Bumblebee: where did Ratchet and Optimus go?
Raf: What do you mean Bee?
Bumblebee: They were here when we left?
Bulkhead: Oh who cares we get the free reign of the base!
*The kids cheer*
Raf: But where did they go-
Miko: Who cares! They will come back later!
Raf: Well, Okay...
*Turns around to see Optimus stood in the shadows unintentionally*.
Optimus: *Looks at his team disappointed*
Raf: Um guys?
Miko: Stop trying to ruin this Raf
Jack: Miko don't be rude!
Optimus: *Comes out of shadows confused*
Bulkhead: *Screams like a little girl*
Miko: I was joking! I was definitely joking!
Optimus: Savez-vous où se trouve Ratchet?
Arcee: I- Did you understand any of that?
Raf: I understood that he needs Ratchet?
Jack: Why is Optimus Speaking in a different language?
Optimus: Il testait une relique qui a mal fonctionné, puis m'a frappé ...
Bumblebee: Wait does this mean Optimus cannot lead us?!
Jack: I-I don't know...
*Alarm sounds*
Arcee: We had better check that out...
Optimus:...
Bumblebee: Lets go!
*They run into the ground bridge to see Megatron and Breakdown with Knockout*
Bumblebee: Let's go?
*They all charge at each other*
Megatron: We meet again!
Optimus: Vraisemblablement
Megatron: I- What?
Optimus: Je n'ai pas le temps de t'expliquer
Megatron: Ugh I don't care this is probably a trick like the cardboard!
*Charges*
Optimus: * Barres obliques *
Megatron: Even your narratives are in a different language?!
Optimus: Mon équipe a supprimé Breakdown et presque Knockout. Megatron autome!
Megatron: I do not know what you are saying!
Optimus: Je me lasse de ne pas me comprendre
Megatron: Wait! This is a trick! That is why Knockout and Breakdown have been knocked out.
Optimus: Quittez Megatron! Vous avez été vaincu!
Megatron: ARGH I cannot stand this.
Decepticons fall back!
*10 mins later*
Optimus: Ratchet?
Ratchet: What I am busy fixing this Relic!
Optimus: La même relique qui me fait parler comme ça?
Ratchet: Oh my!
Optimus: Pouvez-vous me changer en arrière?
Ratchet: Um uh I will just shoot you again!
*Shoots*
Optimus: Did it work?
Ratchet: Yes...
Optimus: Thank you Ratchet.
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Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers
Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~
