Good Luck...
Smokescreen: Die, potato, die!
Ratchet: I baked you a pie *Holds up frozen poison*
Miko: Oh boy, what flavour?
Ratchet: Pie, pie, pie
Bumblebee: Dad, I'm hungry!
Optimus: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
Bumblebee: Why did you name me this way? Why, why, why?
Soundwave: I'm gonna do an internet! *rainbows*
Shockwave: Well I'm gonna do a book *nothing*
Starscream: You're leavin' me?
Knockout: I met a real man
Starscream: Hey buddy, look! Over here
*pours dark energon in Megatron's optics*
Starscream: Ha ha ha ha ha, now you're blind
Ratchet to Bulkhead: You're gonna die
Decepticons: We're all gonna die
Bumblebee: Ooh, a butterfly!
Decepticons: We're all gonna Die, die, die
Die, die, die
Miko: (Pie, pie, pie)
Smokescreen: It's muffin time
Ratchet: 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Optimus: (Why, why, why)
Ratchet: Please, I wanna Die, die, die
Bumblebee: (Ooh, a butterfly)
Decepticons: Die, die, die
Raf: (Hi, hi, hi)
Smokescreen: It's muffin time
Ratchet: 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Arcee: Got your nose
Vehicons: Look out, he's got a nose!
Raf:Is this you?
Soundwave: (Yes)
Raf: Hello!
Optimus: Here comes the airplane! *Megatron crashes into him*
D.N.G.S: I like trains
Knockout: Honey, I'm pregnant
*breakdown dead on the floor*
Knockout: I can explain
Megatron to Starscream: No! Don't jump
*Soundwave appears*
Megatron: Okay, jump now
Soundwave: I have no idea how to breathe
Ravage: Meow, meow, meow, I'm a cow
*trumpet sounds*
Chase: Hey, you got a license for that?
Cody: You'll never take me alive! *death by trumpet*
Shockwave: Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive
*Predaking yeets himself off the Nemesis*
Shockwave:No llama, no!
Decepticons: Die, die, die
Die, die, die
Miko: (Pie, pie, pie)
Smokescreen: It's muffin time
Ratchet: 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Optimus: (Why, why, why)
Decepticons+Ratchet: Please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Shockwave: (No llama, no)
Decepticons+Ratchet: Die, die, die
Raf: (Hi, hi, hi)
Smokescreen: It's muffin time
Ratchet: 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Megatron: Aaron, are you a cow?
Predaking: What, No!
Grimlock: Yah me neither!
Megatron: Aaron, are you a cow?
Predaking: What, No!
Grimlock: Yah me neither!
Megatron: Aaron, are you a cow?
Predaking: What, No!
Grimlock: Yah me neither!
Jack with shades on: You guys wanna go skateboard?
Everyone: Skateboard!
Unicron: *wokes* What time is it?
In the background
Everyone: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
In the Afterlife
The 12 fallen primes: These are the people that have been in war for their entire lives and are the only ones that can save the world...
*facepalming all over the afterlife*
I'm so, so, sorry!
So Wattpad had decided to not upload any of the chapters I wrote in the past two weeks and proceeded to delete them...
Great!
YOU ARE READING
Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers
Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~
