Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Megatron's unhealthy addiction

Megatron: *angry*

Megatron: STARSCREAM

Starscream: Um, yes My Leige

Megatron: Is Optimus offline?

Starscream: Um, no My Leige

Megatron: Why not?

Starscream: I- I do not know my Leige...

Knockout: *Walks in*

Megatron: KNOCKOUT!

Knockout: Y-yes Lord Megatron?

Megatron: Is Ratchet offline?

Knockout: No My Leige, he never leaves the Autobot base...

Megatron: HOW DARE YOU NOT BRING ME AN AUTOBOT!

Knockout: *Sprints to Starscream in the corner*

Shockwave: *Walks in*

Megatron: Ahh, Shockwave,

Shockwave: I have infor-

Megatron: Have you offlined an Autobot yet?

Shockwave: No, it would seem Illogical that I would fight when-

Megatron: TELL ME, why have you not?

Shockwave: I simply cane here to-

Megatron: WHY

Knockout: *Grabs Shockwave and drags him to the corner*

Soundwave: *Walks in*

Megatron: Soundwave...

Soundwave: *Looks at Megatron*

Megatron: Have you brought me an Autobot yet?

Soundwave: *Loads picture of Wheeljack chained up*

Megatron: Yes you are perfect Soundwave I never doubt your brilliance!

Soundwave: *Walks to computer*

Starscream: *Stares*

Wheeljack: *Is dragged in*

Megatron: WHEELJACK

Wheeljack: I- What?

Megatron: Have you offlined a-

Wheeljack: I am not a con dumbaft

Megatron: *Shoots Wheeljack*

Megatron: Am I the ONLY ONE who can rid of an Autobot?

Soundwave: *Small whirring*

Megatron: Other than you Soundwave you are still perfect.

Megatron: *leaves*

Starscream, Knockout and Shockwave: This is what we mean by. Megatron had favorites.

Wheeljack: *groans* of course.

Bonus:

Ratchet: So you didn't escape, Starscream accidentally unlocked everything.

Wheeljack: Yep, all the doors and chains and stuff were open!

Arcee: Megatron wasn't there to stop you?

Wheeljack: *Under his breath* He was probably too busy fangirling about Soundwave...

Arcee: What?

Optimus: Megatron has always loved Soundwave.

Ratchet: That is true...

Arcee: *confused*

Soundwave: *is spying on them* Ha I am the favorite

Ratchet: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE-

Soundwave: *recording of Megatron's voice* Soundwave you are perfect and you can easily find the Autobots.

Arcee: *dies*

Ratchet: *Stares*

Optimus: I am not even Surprised. *Looks at Datapads and shoos Soundwave away*

Soundwave: *Is sitting on a crate next to them happily*

Somewhere 500ft off the ground

Megatron: WHERE IS SOUNDWAVE!!!

Knockout: Oh no, this will not end well.

This is a mess... A massive Bucket Head sized mess...