Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Random Memes

Time to go back to 2018 with these cringey memes.

Knockout: Stop flirting with me, I'm staying loyal to my crush who doesn't like me back.

Bumblebee: Hey mom
Optimus: Hey
Bee: What are you doing?
Optimus: Work
Bee: Cool
Optimus: What are you doing?
Bee: Walking to my locker
Optimus: So texting me to look cool and avoid social contact?
Bumblebee: ...Yep

Jack: Have you finished your...
Jack: V
Miko: What?
Jack: Ya know Viagra
Jack: Falls
Jack: Of Blood
Jack: Satans Sacrificial Waterfall

Smokescreen: I may be a failure? But at least I'm not illiterate
*holds up 112 Rainbow Fairy books*
Smokescreen: I read the classics

Wheeljack: Sorry for not visiting I forgot I existed

Ratchet: *Watches Bulkhead repeatedly open the door into his face, close it, and then open it again into his face*
Ratchet: *Turns to Wheeljack who has his entire arm stuck in a box*
Ratchet: *Turns to Bumblebee who is trying to have a conversation with a beeping medical game*
Ratchet: These people are the reason Shampoo has instructions.

Optimus: We're really understaffed
Wheeljack: Damn that's crazy.
Wheeljack: Good luck tho.
Optimus: We could use some extra help
Wheeljack: Yeah I bet
Wheeljack: Goodluck man.

Breakdown: What are you doing?
Knockout: Sleeping
Breakdown: Get up Get dressed
Knockout: For What
Breakdown: Im coming to get you
Knockout: For what
Breakdown: Food

The kids: What are you doing?
The bots: *stood on chairs/hanging from random objects* This is our base we can do what we want.
The kids: *sigh* Where's the scraplet.
Bumblebee: Over there

Over groupchat:

June: Alright I don't care where anybody ended up, but is everyone alive, not in jail and not hurt?
Jack and Arcee: Not in Jail
Bulkhead and Miko: Not hurt
Raf and Bumblebee: Alive
Wheeljack and Smokescreen: *read 4:23am*
June: Really?

Megatron: I'm so evil, So full of hatred, I feed off of agony. I strike fear into-
Optimus: You sleep with the teddy bear I gave you 12 years ago
Megatron: HES MY SECOND IN COMMAND  IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

Soundwave: Yeeted
Shockwave: Yote
Soundwave: YEETED
Shockwave: YOTE
Megatron losing his last will to live: I just want to know who threw Airachnid out the window...

Optimus: Megatron used to be nice
Megatron: I used to walk the line of Chaotic Neutral
Ratchet: Yeah and then you fell off it.

In the middle of a battle
Agent Fowler: IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Raf: Bruh

Soundwave: I'm going to play a song for you.
Soundwave: It's called my life so far.
Soundwave: *strums a cord*
Soundwave: *plays Starscream screeching for 1 minute*
Soundwave: *smashes guitar on the floor*
Soundwave: Thankyou

Optimus: Why is Arcee mad at you?
Ratchet: Earlier she sneezed and I accidently told her "Shut the frag up" instead of "bless you"
Optimus: How can you 'accidently say shut the frag up'???

Wheeljack: *reading mlp fanfiction*
Miko: WHATCHA DOING?
Wheeljack: *high pitched screaming*

Ratchet: Let me offer one peice of advice
Smokescreen: Ya?
Ratchet: Shut up

Ultra Magnus: Wheeljack, ju-
Wheeljack: You can't tell me what to do!
Bulkhead: Jackie, jump into that volca-
Wheeljack: *does a flip into the lava*

Miko: If Bumblebee said something in Spanish would he still say Beep Beep?
Raf: What?
Miko: Like would Bumblebee go Beep in Spanish? What's Beep in Spanish?
Raf: Bip...
Miko: Yeah so would he say Bip Bip or Beep Beep and mean something in Spanish?
Raf: Miko what-
Miko: Can Bumblebee BEEP IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS HOLY SCRAP I NEED TO SEE THIS.
Raf: MIKO STOP-

Ok there we have it, the worst chapter in the world.
Please let me die in piece now world