Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Sander Sides

Miko: LOGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNNN

Bulkhead: WHAT! What happened? Are you hurt? Are-

Miko: LOGGAAANNN YOU CAAAANNOOOTTT DOOO THHAAATTT

Bulkhead: What happened Miko?

Miko: Oh nothing Roman sorted him out!

*Half a second later*

Miko: REEEMMMUUUSSS YOOOUUU AAHRJUDWKDJ

Jack: How did you even say that out loud?

Miko: RREEEMMMUUSS STTTOOPP KILLING LOOOGGGAAANNN

Optimus: *concerned for Miko's sanity*

Miko: NOOO *Pause* Oh nevermind he came back

Bumblebee: //Who is Logan and why is Remus killing him?\\

Raf: Bumblebee wants to know who Logan is and why Remus is killing him

Miko: Oh Logan is Nerdy Wolverine
and Remus is just not sane

Raf: That-

Miko: WAIT NOW I MISSED THE TOTAL TAKE DOWN OF REMUS YOU IDDDIOOTTS

Miko: AND I MISSED LOGAN REACTING TO-

*Pause*

Jack: Miko is thinking this is not a good thing

Optimus: *Highly concerned*

Miko: *Slowly* Um- Optimus?

Jack: Miko no

Optimus: Yes Miko?

Miko: You are really cool!

Optimus: *Freezes*

*Everyone stares at Optimus*

Optimus: Thankyou? *Walks away with an awkward look*

Miko: OMG Optimus is LOGAN

Miko: AND I AM THOMAS

Jack: Yep she has watched far too much Sander Sides...