Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Bumblebee×Optimus (father×son)

Bumblebee sat on some crates impatiently as Ratchet lectured him and Bulkhead. Raf and Miko were sat in the humans area looking almost ashamed and the rest of the bots seemed to be pretending nothing was happening.
"Do you know what that stunt could have cost us?" Ratchet half shouted, "We work so we can get energon and stay alive, but that could have cost us everything!"
Bumblebee looked at the floor at these words and felt tears come to his optics knowing that Raf would be mirroring him, they had meant it as a prank.

Ratchet had gone silent so Bumblebee peeked back up and saw he was shaking his helm at Optimus who looked back to the computer he was working on. Bulkhead moved noisily next to him which made the smaller bot jump.
"Just go away now, both of you!" Ratchet ordered and they both jumped up and trooped sadly out into the hallway without a word.
"Sorry Bulkhead, I dragged you into it."
Bumblebee said to Bulkhead as soon as they were out of earshot, Bulkhead only looked at him and walked into his berthroom.
"oh, sorry." Bumblebee said to the closed door and hung his helm before turning round and walking into the training room.

"Take that and that! And that!" Bumblebee said angrily as he punched the wooden dummy in various spots, angrily letting out steam. He was so absorbed in this he didn't notice the door to the hall swing open and closed again, or the bot that entered.
POW!
Bumblebee jumped as someone grabbed his arm and used it to guide a punch. The dummy flew off the stand but Bumblebee didn't feel much of the effect that usually came from punching.
"I see you have been practicing." A deep voice said and Bumblebee jumped again before spinning around nervously. Optimus was standing in front of him with a blank face.
"Yes, I guess, um how did you make me punch like that?" Bumblebee stammered a little and then asked. He was curious.
"You position your arm differently and lean forwards more." Optimus replied showing no emotion.

Bumblebee tried again and found he couldn't do it. But before he could say he'd given up he felt a large servo twist his arm gently so it was positioned differently.
"Now try." Optimus said and Bumblebee nodded.
He turned back to the second dummy and punched it, leaning forward with it and almost squealed in shock as the dummy shook and spun from the impact. The punch left Bumblebee shaken but he did it!

Bumblebee jumped with his fist into he air happily and buzzed no particular words to no particular person.
"Well done Bumblebee, but you have much to learn." Optimus said from behind.
Bumblebee looked up at him and nodded while trying to stay calm.
"You can celebrate." Optimus said with a hint of a smile.
Bumblebee buzzed again and danced around happily while Optimus watched.

"I cannot believe  I did it! That's so cool I barely felt it!" Bumblebee shouted and carried on with his celebration.
Optimus got up and walked over to Bumblebee and hesitated.
"You did very well." He said before patting Bumblebees helm hesitantly again.
Bumblebee went stiff with shock, that was practically the highest level of praise you could get along with that!
He looked at Optimus happily and hugged him suddenly.
"You are great!" He chirped and let go before running out, waving frantically in joy.
Optimus just stood there and smiled even more, sometimes he felt as if Bumblebee was his own son. Sometimes he wished he was.

And Bumblebee wished Optimus was his sire, but he would never tell a soul that, not even Raf!

It's not the best and I took AGES to update sorry! It's also really short and I feel kinda bad now...
But here you go! I might do a pt 2? I'm not really sure bit oh well.
Hope you are all safe!