Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Why does everyone text each other so much

The chapter where the author gave up, is ill and writes absolute nonsense
Also Wheeljack doesn't give a single flying frag about human culture.

Like 15 people are added into the group chat idk I can't be bothered to do the math

Ratchet: What is this?

Wheeljack: i dunno a human thing I gess

Ratchet: You mean guess?

Wheeljack: no

Bumblebee: Do you guys not remember last time when we did this?

Jack: *gulp*

Arcee: Did you just gulp... over text?

Jack: Sorry

Smokescreen: How do I change my name?

Raf: Only I have the power to do that:)

Raf: Or not

Raf: I just lost admin privileges

Wheeljack: well done

Smokescreen: Looks like someones in a salty mood

Wheeljack: what is salt

Smokescreen: Bro what

Arcee: I don't think Wheeljack has really grasped the concept of Earth stuff

Wheeljack: someone tell me what salt is

Miko: Your mom

Bulkhead: Hello

Bumblebee: Hi!

Wheeljack: what is salt

One name has been changed.

Raf: Uhm

Ratchet: Who changed their name?

Raf: You can't change your name- Only I could and I lost the admin

Raf: Somehow

I cant spel: how do you lose admin its not a real object

Ratchet: Who are you?

I cant spel: what

Smokescreen: I think that's Wheeljack

I cant spel: yes

Miko: Lmao

One username was changed

Raf: What now?

Optimus Prime: Good Evening

Bumblebee: Hi!

Wrench Lord 3000: I do not know

Wrench Lord 3000: Wait WHAT

Wrench Lord 3000: WHO DID THIS

Miko: Lmao

I cant spel: what is lmao

Replying to I cant spel_
_Bulkhead: I'm sorry but how are you so dumb

I cant spel: what does lmao mean thow

Wrench Lord 3000: For Primus' sake, please shut up

Replying to I cant spel_
_Arcee: This is why we all make fun of you

Smokescreen: Ok but yeah Wheeljack how can you be that stupid

I cant spel: does a stupid guy now how to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious