Optimus: *Sees the base is flooded*
Ok the only explanation for this is that I am dreaming that the base flooded what does it mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN!
Miko: *Floating by* It probably means that you are under a lot of stress because you are not dreaming and the base is actually flooded
Smokescreen: Why can you never hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom!
Bumblebee: *sigh* Because the 'P' is silent
Smokescreen: No because they're fragging dead Bee...
Ratchet: What do you remember since you were knocked out?
Optimus: I remember the sirens...
Ratchet: There were never any sirens... that was Bumblebee
Bumblebee: I was WORRIED!
Breakdown: *Singing* Last Christmas I gave you my spark and the very next day
Knockout: *With blue paint on his finish* I FRAGGING ATE IT *Demonic voice*
Breakdown: ............
Ultra Magnus: Why are you two always outside during rainstorms?
Optimus: It is just so peaceful and wonderful seeing earths amazing natural adventures!
Smokescreen: WheelJack bet me 10 pounds I wouldn't get hit by lightning and he was WRONG!
Ratchet: There are TWO types of people
Ratchet: Murder me
Bumblebee: With Puppies!
Ratchet: Or knives...
Bumblebee: With Sparkles!
Ratchet: Or AXES
Bumblebee: GLITTER
Ratchet: BULLETS
Ratchet: NO Knockout get off the table! * Wrench sounds*
All the kids: We didn't know we had a cat!
Arcee: *Confused* We don't...
Bulkhead: WE HAVE A CAT?
*All walk into the Medbay*
Knockout: *Unholy screeching on the table as Ratchet chucks wrenches at him*
Miko: *Wearing blanket as a cape and crown* BOW DOWN TO ME I AM THE LEADER OF THIS PILLOW FORT!
Optimus:What?
Miko:BOW DOWN TO ME!
Optimus: *Thinking* Where did you get all those blankets?
Miko: You wanna be leader too!?
Optimus: *Stares for three minutes clearly fighting something*
*Orion mode switches on*
Orion: YES WE NEED COOKIES AND ICE CREAM AND *Ticking stuff of his digits*
Miko: I like this Optimus!
Orion: *Still ticking stuff of his digits loudly*
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Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers
Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~
