Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

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...Hello

Optimus: Autobots, roll out!

*crickets*

Optimus: ... I said-

Miko: Bro this is our day off

Optimus: But-

Wheeljack: Shhh Prime, this is our day OFF

Ratchet: Wheeljack when the FRAG did you get here?

Wheeljack: Like, 5 minutes ago?

Ratchet: You need to tell us before you just randomly drop in

Miko: Give him a break! It's his day off!

Wheeljack: Yeah! It's my day off Doc!

Ratchet: EVERY DAY IS YOUR DAY OFF? YOU HAVE MORE DAYS OFF THAN DAYS ON?

Wheeljack: I still work harder than the Author -_-

Ratchet: YOU'RE WORKING TODAY AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Optimus: Guys the Decepticons are murdering Ultra Magnus rn...

Miko: This ain't about him though

Optimus: *stunned silence*

Ratchet: DOES NOBODY HAVE ANY RESPECT ANYMORE

Wheeljack- mimicking Ratchet: Back in my day kids were to be seen and not heard

Ratchet: YOU SHUT YOUR GOB BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR KATANAS SO FAR UP YOUR AFT IT CUTS YOUR TONGUE OUT

Wheeljack: *stunned silence*

Optimus: *stunned silence*

Miko: *stunned silence*

Wheeljack: On second thought let's go help Mags-

*ten minutes later*

Arcee: Right, who here can tell me why Smokescreen is crying in a trashcan?

Bumblebee: He's WHERE??

Arcee: In a trash can.

Bumblebee: WHY??

Arcee: Something about being useless

Bulkhead: Probably a 'con

Bumblebee: SMOKESCREEN YOU'RE NOT WORTHLESS- *rushes off to check every trashcan he knows the location of*

Arcee: ...

Bulkhead: Right so...

Ratchet: *Enters after screaming at Miko and Wheeljack*

Ratchet: What's going on?

Arcee: Smokescreen is crying and-

Ratchet: Nevermind I don't want to know

Ratchet: *leaves immedietly*

*silence*

Bulkhead: He's really good at saying stuff like that and getting away with it...

Arcee: I wish I could talk to him like that

Bulkhead: It would be nice

Wheeljack: *Enters with multiple dents and scrapes*

Wheeljack: What are we talking about?

Bulkhead: JACKIE? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Arcee: We wish we could talk to Ratchet like he talks to us

Wheeljack: What's stopping ya?

Arcee: ...Look at yourself...

*silence*
*camera zooms in on a wrench shaped dent in Wheeljacks shoulder*

Wheeljack: ...I see your point... kinda

Bulkhead: So is nobody gonna answer me?

Arcee: Exactly, he'll just kill us if we speak to him badly

Wheeljack: Yeah...

Bulkhead: and I'm being ignored -_-

Wheeljack: I mean, he screamed at Smokescreen that he's useless and all Smokes did was walk past-

Arcee: So THAT'S what happened...

Wheeljack: Huh?

Arcee: You don't wanna know

Bulkhead: Did I get teleported to the Shadow Zone while I wasn't paying attention?

Wheeljack: Alright then... Ima go get an ice pack or something

Arcee: Ice doesn't do anything though

Wheeljack: *jazz hands* Phsycology

Arcee: ... Alright I'm out

Bulkhead: Please someone talk to me

Optimus: Alright, did you know that The First signs of War that Megatron showed was actually him danc-

Bulkhead: I TAKE IT BACK

Optimus: -_-