Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Very Savage Words By Ratchet

A couple of these I made for when he's on Synth En.
Try guess.

"If you don't shut up I will shove this wrench up your-"

"Miko you have been here less than a minute, yet already you are being an annoying-"

"I wish Primus would kill me now."

"If I could choose someone here to die, I'd choose myself."

"Someone rid me of this torture!" points at Miko

"You sound like a banshee singing a duet with Bulkhead."

"If I have to spend another hour alone with these humans I'm going to move to Russia."

"HOO YA"

"You look like Optimus ran you over and then reversed on you"

"I shall now leave and finally be free of your dumbaftery"

"If you don't leave me alone I will beat you."
"with a wrench"

"Optimus, with all due respect, I want to hit you over the helm with a wrench"

"Kiss my Af-"

"I am about to kill every one of you!"

"My fist is aching to be in your faceplates."

"I will put my foot up your af-"
"If you don't eat this Energon"

"Who do you think you are Wheeljack, Miko?"

"You put so much force into that lob it's as short as Raf."

"Arcee, you only get an opinion if you're above 3'11."

"Your face is scarier than a Scraplet."

"Megatron can go frag himself"

"I will royally beat the scrap out of those Cons until they GIVE ME A F-"

"Miko, I will set Spiders on you."

"Jack, go take your girlfriend somewhere she can't interrupt my work."
"NOT ARCEE-"

*very colorful words*

"June, I don't care if your patient is dying, come pick up these idiots before they get a wrench to the head."

"I'd rather die than spend another minute with you"

"Megatron, if you don't kill Optimus today I will be disappointed. If you do, I shall beat your aft. There is no winning."

"Boohoo, your dad told you off, my dad shot my arm off. Get on my level afthats."

Ratchet in my head is Gordon Ramsey but a Medic.