Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Scraps and Stupidity

Random stuff that doesn't fit in oneshots or work with canon

Bumblebee: Dangit

Arcee: Primus

Bulkhead falling off a building: AHhHhHhHhH

Wheeljack: Ah Slag!

Smokescreen fumbling with a relic: Nono
Smokescreen: Nono
Smokescreen: Nono
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen dropping the relic: NO

Ratchet: Glitch!

Arcee: Slag

Wheeljack doing a bomb: No
It explodes
DAMMIT

Ratchet: Fragging Primus

Ratchet (again): RAGJ

Bumblebee: Stoopid

Smokescreen: Primus Dammutit

Wheeljack: C'mon man

Arcee: Fragin-

Bulkhead: Fragge-

Jack: Fraggi-

Wheeljack: Frag

Smokescreen: NO

Bumblebee misses a shot: WHAT

Miko runs into the fight
Bulkhead: NOO

Wheeljack after the third bomb explodes: Fragging Whatever

Smokescreen realising he was using the relic wrong: Oh
Breaks the relic
Smokescreen: NOOOOo-

Wheeljack: FRAG

Smokescreen: NO

Bumblebee: STUPID

Smokescreen again: No

Arcee: No

Bulkhead: No

Smokescreen: No

Wheeljack: FRAAAAAG

Ratchet: FRAGHING HENW

Wheeljack: FRAG THIS

Optimus: *face palm*

Miko falling off a rock: AHhHhHHHHHHH

Bulkhead realising Miko was gone: SLAG

Smokescreen dying cuz he broke the relic: NO

Wheeljack still cursing out cons: GLITCH

Ratchet being done with everything: FRAGGING AFTHAT

Smokescreen fixing the relic then breaking it again: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSNNOOOOOO

Arcee when a con sucker punches her: SLAGGING FRAGGER

Ultra Magnus having enough of Miko: NO

Bumblebee: STUPID

Optimus giving up: THIS SUCKS MAN

This is the only place you get 200 words of the Autobots cursing

Raf: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?

Miko: Huh, 20 bucks!

Jack: You'd kill someone for 20 bucks?