His Blue Dog | Sope BOOK #1

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1 Week Later

"Finally..."

Yoongi walked back into his room, a smile on his face. "Don't worry about me killing myself any time soon, I'm done with being in a hospital." He joked as he flopped down on his bed, cuddling the blankets there. "It took me a long time to make your bed!" J-Hope whined from the doorway.

Yoongi looked at him and thrashed around, ruining all the blankets and pillows on his bed. J-Hope huffed and crossed his arms.

"Come join me~" Yoongi growled sexily, smirking at J-Hope as he laid down on his bed. J-Hope burst into laughter and Yoongi laughed hard. "I think I'll go now-" "No come back!" Yoongi cut him off. "I was only joking!" He reached for him, not getting up. "I need to go love Jin hyung!" J-Hope ran away.

Yoongi sat up and crossed his arms in a pout, waiting for Hoseok to return.

"NO YOU DON'T LOVE ME!"

"YES I DO!"

😭

J-Hope forcefully hugged Jin, keeping him still and squeezing him tight. "I love you, Jin hyungie!" He said rather loudly, pushing his face into Jin's neck. Jin kept his arms crossed.

"What do I need to do to show you how much I love you?" J-Hope whined in his aegyo voice. "Nothing." Jin huffed. "You just don't love me anymore." He tried not to laugh.

"YES I DO!"

"WAIT YOONGI HYUNG!"

"What?" Yoongi turned to Jimin, still pouting. "What are you doing?" Jimin asked, holding an Amazon box. "Literally nothing." Yoongi looked back down to his lap, his arms remaining crossed. "Um, okay." Jimin looked confused. "ANYGAY, I have something for you!" He giggled. "Follow me!"

Yoongi met Jimin in the living room, still pouting since J-Hope left him. Jimin called for J-Hope, and Taehyung and Jin followed because they knew what it was and what was going to happen.

"I got shirts for you, hyungs!" Jimin handed Yoongi the pansexual shirt he bought. He read the shirt and laughed. "Wow, Jimin- when did you get this?" Yoongi smiled at him. "Um, before we found out about the blood infection; a while ago." Jimin giggled. "Nice." Yoongi smirked. "And this one is for you, Hoseok hyung." Jimin handed J-Hope the gay shirt.

"F*ck you- are you sure this isn't for Yoongi hyung?" J-Hope laughed. "Look on the back..." Taehyung giggled.

"TAEHYUNG!"

"IT WAS JIMIN!"

"IT WAS LITERALLY YOU!"

"What does it say?" Yoongi looked on the back. 'Nevermind, f*ck me, I'll like it' He read. "Oh my god!" He laughed hysterically. "I love it!" He laughed more at J-Hope's blush. "I can't wear this!" J-Hope looked at Jimin. "PD-Nim will be angry!" He whined. "It's a shirt for at home, hyung!" Taehyung laughed. "Oh." Hoseok nodded.

"This is also for home."

"PARK JIMIN WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CKING HELL DID YOU-"

"WHAT THE HELL-"

"HEY!" Taehyung cut off the commotion once Jimin handed Yoongi the blue, pink, and yellow colored vibrator and J-Hope the rainbow one. "JIMIN WAS THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA AND ORDERED THEM!" He explained. "I tried to convince him not to, but he did anyway." He looked at J-Hope. "This is for you also." He handed him the rainbow dildo as well.

"WHAT THE HELL-"

"IT COSTED A LOT SO USE THEM WELL!" Jimin cut him off. "LIKE IT'S GONNA DO DRASTIC DAMAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT!" J-Hope shouted at him. "I GOT IN TROUBLE WITH BANG-PD ABOUT IT, SO LOVE AND CHERISH THE THINGS I GOT YOU!" Jimin yelled over Taehyung.

"I'M LITERALLY DEMISEXUAL PARK JIMIN!" Yoongi yelled at him. "I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU!" Jimin defended. "YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA USE THIS?! I'M A GUY!" Yoongi blushed. "I LOVE YOU HYUNG, AND I SHOW IT THROUGH CUDDLES AND GIFTS- I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT LATER!" Jimin told him.

"Hyungs, I told him you wouldn't want it, but he didn't listen-" "IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU USE IT?!" J-Hope threw the rainbow dildo back at Jimin.

"NO FLYING DICKS IN THE HOUSE!"

Jungkook ran over. "Oh my God-" "JUST BECAUSE HYUNG'S PREFER THEM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN THROW THEM AROUND LIKE TRASH!" He looked at J-Hope. "JEONGGUK YOU LITERALLY-" "HERE!" Jungkook gave it back to J-Hope. "Hyung thought of you, and it's the thought that counts anyway." Jungkook nodded.

"SEND IT BACK!"

"NO WAY!"

Yoongi looked down at the vibrator next to him on the floor. "I agree, if it was just a normal color like black or white or something else, I might use it." He looked at Jimin. "But it's my flag colors, and I see where you were going with it and it's cute, but if I'm gonna masturbate I'd rather not think of anti's hating me for being pan and the colors of my flag- because that's what I think of when I see my flag."

"YOONGI HYUNG ISN'T EVEN GAY AND HE APPRECIATES JIMIN HYUNG'S GIFT!" Jungkook looked at J-Hope.

"I mean, even if I was straight I'd probably use it." Yoongi nodded, thinking about it. "Oh God-" "I better not walk into your room one day and see you-" "No way, I would only use it in the bathroom if there's that very very low chance I'll ever use it." Yoongi cut off Namjoon who cut off J-Hope.

"Thank you, hyung." Jimin smiled. "And this is for you, JIMIN." Taehyung gave him the white vibrator. "The gay club each has fun stuff!" Yoongi laughed hysterically. "Can I have one?" Jungkook pouted. "NO, JUNGKOOK." Jin responded firmly. "WHY?!" Jungkook yelled at Jin. "BECAUSE WE HAVE HANDS!" Jin shouted, laughing hard after.

"I don't have hands?" Yoongi looked down at his hands with a panicked expression. "Yoongi-" Jin sighed. "I DON'T HAVE HANDS?!" Yoongi quickened his breath, looking at his hands all over. "I LOSE MY HANDS WHEN I CAME OUT?!" He looked at Jin. "No, Yoongi, you have han-"

"Yeah, if you guys didn't have hands how is Hoseok hyung gonna finger you-"

"EXCUSE ME?!" Yoongi threw a pillow at Namjoon. "EXCUSE ME?!" He repeated. "I SWEAR I WILL BLAST YOUR SKULL OPEN KIM NAMJOON- I BANQUISH YOU TO HORNY JAIL, GET OUT!" Yoongi pointed to Jin's room. "Leave my closet alone!" Jin whined out. "What?" J-Hope looked around, confused.

"I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!"

"Someone please explain to me what's going on-"

"HORNY JAIL! GO! LEAVE!"

"NOT IN MY CLOSET I HAVE RJ IN THERE!"