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Taylor's pov

"What the fuck is that?" Sam asked, right before Corey began talking from outside.

"Do you guys have any bacon?" He asked, his face twisted to look like a Flintstone character.

"Fuck you!" "God damnit!" "I'm gonna beat your ass!" Jake, Sam and I shouted at the same time.

Colby and Corey were the ones making the noises, not some ghost that turned on lights for Brent.

Colby screamed, catching our reaction on his camera. 

"Do you guys have any bacon? I'm really hungry," Corey repeated, falling out of character and laughing.

"That's not funny man, go fart somewhere," Jake shouted.

I looked back and forth between Sam and Colby, "You do not know what we just went through!" Sam shouted, but I could tell he wasn't that upset because he was smiling.

"You had no fucking idea! Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. That's a lot of bleeps," Jake agreed.

"Yeah, shits fucking weird in there," I shook my head, pointing over my shoulder to the bunkhouse.

"Let's go look.  I'm sure it's not that bad," Colby said, but didn't move.

"Lead the way, then," Sam smirked.

"Hell no," He crossed his arms, holding the camera towards his chest.

"Pussy," I teased, brushing past him and walking back into the bunkhouse.

We all gathered in the living room, Colby coming in last.  

"So are we sleeping here tonight boys?" Sam asked as everyone but my purple-haired beauty sat down.

Corey and Jake went back and forth, Corey saying "no" and Jake saying "yes"

"You'd rather sleep alone in the belshaw house?" I asked Corey, raising my eyebrows.

"Do you wanna sleep with Brent or do you wanna sleep with us?" Jake asked, furthering the question I had asked.

"I want to sleep with Brent," Corey insisted, not meeting anyone's eye.

"You would rather Brent snuggle you or three dudes? I mean, I don't want to sway your choice or whatever, but one man versus three.  I know what I would choose," I said, holding my hands up in front of me.

"Your choice," Sam agreed.

Corey smiled, before bobbling his head as he spoke, "I wanna sleep with Brent,"

I looked over at Colby, who looked as confused as I felt.  But he had a look in his eyes that I couldn't explain.  All I knew was that it intensified when he looked at me.

"If Corey gets to sleep with Brent I get to sleep with Brent too," Jake said, changing his mind.

"No," Corey said, shaking his head.

"See, the house agrees," Sam said as the front door creaked.

"You heard that?" Corey asked.

"I heard like a "owrr"" Jake said, sounding just a little too similar to Gary from Spongebob.

"After that," Corey said, "Whatever,"

"Season three we were supposed to become treasure hunters," Colby said, rubbing his hand on his face, "But somehow we still end up doing haunted shit," 

His voice came out as a whisper, for no reason at all.

"Are you sure we can't just stay in the hotel?" Sam asked, looking around at all of us.