𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖘 [Tanjiro Kamado X Reader] (Kimetsu no Yaiba)

~chapter fifty-seven~

Just a quick heads-up!

This chapter is longer than usual, because I wanted to fit all of the start of the red light district arc in here, so, yeah!

Enjoy!

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(Y/N) Pov:

"So? Where're we going, geezer?" asked Inosuke. "Don't be so rude." I said, lightly hitting his shoulder. He scoffed, not saying anything else. Uzui-san answered: "To the most flamboyant place in all of Japan, filled with lust and greed. The 'red light district', where the demon lives."

"Red light... What?" I asked, tilting my head to the side. Uzui-san asked: "You never heard of it, (L/N)?" I shook my head, answering: "I don't think so." He let out a chuckle, saying: "You're about to find out, then."

He then turned to face the boys, saying: "I am god! You are trash! First off, get that right into your skulls! Screw it in there! If I tell you to become a dog, become a dog. If I tell you to become a monkey, become a monkey! You will always humor me while stooping down and imploring me for favors. And do your best to flatter me! I'll say this one more time, I am god!"

I... What in the world are we supposed to say to that?! Tanjiro raised his hand, asking: "What exactly do you rule over as a god?" Eh? We're asking questions now? Uzui-san answered: "Nice question. I have high hopes for you. I'm the god who rules over flamboyance. The god of festivities."

Inosuke, getting all proud, said: "I am the king of the mountain. Nice to meet you, god of festivities." With a disgusted look on his face, Uzui-san said: "What are you talking about? You're just disgusting." Oh, the irony.

Uzui-san then said: "The wisteria house is on the way to the flower district. We'll get prepared there. Follow me." Then, within a second, he was gone. "Eh?! He's gone?!" asked / yelled Zenitsu.

I pointed ahead, saying: "He's just so far away that you guys can't see him anymore. But he's right there." "So this is the power of the festivity god!" said Inosuke in awe.

Tanjiro said: "No, that guy is the Hashira Uzui Tengen-san." "After him, after him!" called Zenitsu, starting to run. I chuckled, saying: "Well, there's no going back now, huh?" With that, the four of us ran after him.

Time skip: at the wisteria house

3rd Person Pov:

Inosuke was shoving bread after bread into his mouth, while (Y/N) was snacking on one. Tanjiro was drinking a cup of tea and Zenitsu was staring at the Hashira in front of them.

Uzui said: "Once we infiltrate the red light district, we first have to look for my wife. I'll be looking around for information on the demon as well." Zenitsu yelled: "This is unbelievable! Please, just stop joking around! Don't use your subordinates to look for personal brides!"

"Huh? You're misunderstanding something." noted Uzui, but Zenitsu continued his ranting: "No, I'm not. I'm just going to say it harshly, weird ass people like you will never be popular! However, you're telling us demon slayers that you want a bride!"