Bad Date Bodyguard - kth

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"So, Y/N, tell us a little more about yourself." Namjoon states while taking a sip of his alcohol. The men all look at you. Taehyung smiles, gently rubs your shoulder as he keeps his arm wrapped around you.

You bite onto your lower lip before shrugging your shoulders.

"Well, I'm currently attending university. I study architecture and interior design." You state before glancing down at your feet, thinking of what else could be worth mentioning.

Taehyung senses you struggling to think of what to say before he suddenly speaks up.

"She's also quite the painter." He states. "We went to a ceramics painting event for one of our dates and she painted the cutest little owl." He smiles over at you. You look up at him and tilt your head to the side.

"Your squirrel was pretty cute too." You respond. You suddenly hear a loud laugh. As you look towards the direction of where the laugh came from, you see Hoseok laughing hysterically.

"Oh my gosh, is she talking about the squirrel bowl that you used to serve us dinner the last time we ate at your place?" Taehyung smiles proudly before nodding his head.

"Yep." He says before letting out a laugh as well.

"Y/N, you have no idea how hilarious it was!" Hoseok states before reaching a hand up, using his index finger to wipe away a stray tear escaping his eye from laughing so hard. "He- oh my goodness, he ended up-" he tries to tell you what happened but struggles as he laughs while thinking about the funny memory. This causes the other members to laugh at the sound of his laugh alone.

"I'll tell it since you're struggling so hard right now." Yoongi suddenly speaks up. "He was serving us something in the bowl... I think it was either kimchi or sauce."

"It was definitely sauce." Jungkook chimes in before he takes a sip of his drink. Yoongi nods in agreement before continuing on with the story.

"We were joking around, pretending to have this little cooking competition with every dish we served. Everyone had such good plating except for Taehyung because, well, how do you make sauce look fancy? So, what he ended up doing was grabbing a ladle and scooping the sauce into the squirrel bowl that he painted with you. He then put this clear bowl on top of it to make it look like that one character from Spongebob." He states.

"Sandy the Squirrel." Namjoon adds. "It looked like the clear dome she lives in."

"Exactly." Yoongi laughs softly, his shoulders shaking as he thinks about the memory. Hoseok is still nearly crying from how hard he's laughing. "So, when it was time for us to eat dinner, everyone was presenting their dish. Everyone decorated their food with fresh vegetables or by arranging the food on the plate neatly. Then, it's Taehyung's turn to present his food. He places the two bowls onto the table and there was so much steam in the clear bowl that no one could see it." He laughs.

"And so then I lift the bowl, revealing the squirrel and it made everyone laugh because they weren't expecting to see that underneath the steam." Taehyung finishes, laughing. "That was one of my funniest moments." You laugh as you picture the image in your head as Taehyung mimics how he lifted the bowl and the members describe how the squirrel looked.

You shake your head before you nod your head.

"I wish I could've witnessed that." You state.

"Ah, don't worry, Y/N." Namjoon suddenly speaks up. "You'll have plenty of opportunities to witness the chaos that is our friend group." Taehyung nods in agreement as he moves his arm from your shoulder. He moves his arm lower so that it's now resting on your lower back, gently rubbing your lower back.