Bad Date Bodyguard - kth

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"So then, Yoongi ended up-" Seulgi says while giving you a wide smile, eyes lighting  up with mischief. You hold a hand up to silence her as you take a sip of your drink. Once you finish drinking, you shake your head.

"Nope, don't want anymore details." You state. She shrugs before taking another sip of her drink.

"I mean, I thought I'd give some advice in case you and Taehyung wanted to try-"

"Hi!" You hear Sunmi's voice, causing you to let out a sigh of relief.

"Oh, thank God, your timing was perfect." You say as you stand up from your chair. She lets out a soft laugh and embraces you in a hug. Seulgi then stands up and gives her a big hug as well.

"What'd I miss?" she questions while she sits down in the extra seat next to you and Seulgi. Seulgi's eyes light up and she opens her mouth to begin telling Sunmi what she was explaining to you.

"So, basically I was telling Y/N about what Yoongi and I tried the other day." She starts before taking a sip of her drink. "We were in bed and he decided he wanted to try a-"

"I regret asking immediately." Sunmi interrupts as she makes a face of digust, knowing very well what "a" word she was about to say.

"We were almost done in that conversation but you wanted to ask her." You joke while shrugging your shoulders. Sunmi nods her head.

"A better head's up next time would be nice." Sunmi jokes back.

Seulgi merely eyes you two, narrowing her eyes at you before crossing her arms.

"Alright, fine, we can change the topic," Seulgi starts before picking up her drink once more. "When you two have something that's actually entertaining to talk about." She takes a sip of her drink, staring at the two of you emotionless.

You and Sunmi look at one another before you speak up.

"Okay, would you two like to know how it went when my parents met Taehyung?" you question. Sunmi's eyes light up and she claps her hands eagerly.

"Yes!" She exclaims. Seulgi merely shrugs, purposefully showing her disinterest in the topic when compared to her topic on sex.

"Okay, well, it happened after him and I slept together-" You start before being immediately interrupted by Seulgi.

"Well, if you had said it like that earlier, I wouldn't have doubted how interesting this conversation is going to be." She says before fixing her posture, showing her interest. This causes you to laugh and roll your eyes. "How was it? Try anything new?"

"It was really fun. Ended up not waking up in time." You then go back to what you were saying before. "I got completely grilled by my mom and ended up having to plan a last minute lunch with her, my dad, and Taehyung." Seulgi's facial expression changes from interest to concern.

"Oof, your mom isn't the nicest when angry." She says before taking a sip of her drink. "Did she twist Taehyung's balls the entire time during lunch?"

"Surprisingly, no." You say before taking a sip of your drink as well. "But what ended up happening was that I didn't want to go to dinner in clothes that my mom already saw me go to the date in because they ended up getting..." you drift off.

"Super dirty from being on the floor all night?" Sunmi teases. Seulgi grins over at her, giving a nod of approval before letting out a soft laugh.