Sanegiyuu oneshots

The cute barista

*Mild fluff
*Morden AU

3rd person pov:

"Yo, shinazugawa! You wanna get coffee" tengen shouted, slapping sanemi's back.

"Don't fucking touch me" he growled, swatting away tengen's hand.

"Jeez, fine old man" tengen grumbled.

"Oh shut your ass up, you sparkly giraffe"

"Whatever salami" tengen smirked, emphasizing the word 'salami'. Sanemi glared at his friend and tengen shrugged it off.

"Whatever. Kyojuro, obanai and I are gonna go to the newly opened cafe down the street. You wanna join?"

"Fine" sanemi sighed, running his hand through his hair. Tengen smiled and hooked his arm around sanemi's neck, dragging sanemi to the group.

"Looks like that dick is here" obanai commented.

"Oh, shut your ugly ass up"

"Ugh. Does he have to be here?" Obanai pointed at sanemi.

"Come on now! The more the merrier, isn't it?" Rengoku boomed, lightly patting Obanai's shoulder.

"Fine..." Obanai grunted. Sanemi clicked his tongue at obanai's reaction. Tengen smirked and dragged the group to the cafe.

...

"Holy shit.." sanemi whispered under his breath. The group entered the cafe and were taken aback by the interior design. The walls were painted with an ivory colour and lights hung from the ceiling, illuminating the cafe with a pale yellow. Abstract paintings were hung on the walls and the timber floor boards were clean. A bookshelf and bean bags were placed in a corner and a sign which read 'reading corner" hung above the bookshelf. The cafe gave off a relaxing atmosphere and a faint smell of coffee filled the air.

"This place looks flamboyant!" Tengen exclaimed, startling some customers.

"Yeah it does!" Rengoku boomed, earning some annoyed glances from the elderly.

"Can you two love birds lower your voice?" Obanai hissed, pinching his nose bridge. He dragged the extroverts to a round table which sanemi had found and sat them down.

"Who's ordering?" Sanemi asked.

"You are"

"What? Why me?"

"Cuz you're standing up" obanai stated.

"You're a lazy ass"

"Whatever, just go buy the drinks. I want an americano"

"I want a vanilla mocha. I heard it's delicious"

"Flamboyant idea, kyojuro! I want a latte."

"Y'all better PayPal me later"

"Yes, yes, now shoo" obanai snapped, chasing his friend away. The latter rolled his eyes and grumbled, silently complaining about his friends. He arrived at the empty counter and waited for a barista to take his order. A few minutes has passed and the counter was still empty, Sanemi crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently, cursing under his breath as he glared at the counter. The office worker checked his watch, clenching his jaw when he realised 5 minutes has already passed. He saw a bell on the marble countertop and spam pressed it. Some curious customers looked at the furious man, sipping their drinks as they anticipated for some drama to happen. A ravenette rushed out of the kitchen and scurried to the counter, his long hair was a mess and he had some stains on his apron.